Fat Ronaldo is fat because he literally destroyed his knees being awesome at soccer to the point that he cannot do physical exercise anymore. That's just badass.
I have the feeling I'm missing a cultural reference there...I would happily call Messi the goat, except it remains to be seen if he can do it on a rainy night in Stoke.
Several years ago when comparing Messi and Ronaldo, Andy Gray said that while Messi was playing brilliant in La Liga with warm weather and easy opponents, he wouldn't be the same player in the Premier League. He said "... but could he do it on a cold rainy night in Stoke" as at the time Stoke, a mid table EPL team, were known for their aggressive style of defense and difficulty to score against. Adding to this the that football is a completely different game when played in the British winter than at Camp Nou.I have the feeling I'm missing a cultural reference there...
I'd guess 30ish *zboingy** cm from afar ?Also, how does Messi possibly measure up against Peter Crouch covered in bubbles?