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The dadliest of dad jokes!
Laying in bed wide awake at 2:40 am and need to be up in 5 hours for work. Daylight savings and everyone involved in making it a federal policy can get thoroughly fucked. A bit of jetlag may also have something to do with it but still.
If Canada doesn't follow suit and get rid of DST like the US will then I'ma riot.
Ain't it funny how stuff can explode when it falls on the floor? I have a bag of special baker's dried milk I use for making bread and bread-like products (muffins, cakes, etc). Dropped it with it opened once and it hit the floor flat, but that powder was like a cloud of noxious milk gas flying through the kitchen for about ten minutes. It's like the whole equal and opposite reaction thing escalates to infinity times the force when the kitchen floor is the reactionary surface.I dropped my stupid bowl of oatmeal and it exploded fucking everywhere like a cereal meteor impact. I got little chunks of apple and raisins IN MY AMP. at least my cat is helping with the cleanup, and I was still able to eat the ~1/3 that stayed in the bowl. happy monday!
So they didn’t deliver it because my name wasn’t on the apartment mailbox… which begs the question why I have been receiving all my other mail, still. Anyway. Got the package. Gym headphones; not only did one of them not even work, the package looked used and I swear there was someone else’s fucking ear wax in them. I even took photos. Returned them today basically immediately. Christ. How is that even allowed…USPS says they delivered a package. Nowhere to be found… had my new gym headphones in it and a few other things. Reported it on their website and at a post office. #thoughtsandprayers
Flamethrower!
I think capitalism is trying to send me a message. My new guitar got delivered to the parcel locker today but they never sent me a code so I’m stuck without it and I don’t even know if management can get me the number… just. Eugh. I give up.So they didn’t deliver it because my name wasn’t on the apartment mailbox… which begs the question why I have been receiving all my other mail, still. Anyway. Got the package. Gym headphones; not only did one of them not even work, the package looked used and I swear there was someone else’s fucking ear wax in them. I even took photos. Returned them today basically immediately. Christ. How is that even allowed…
"Check it out, I'm a selfish douche" – CapitalismI think capitalism is trying to send me a message. My new guitar got delivered to the parcel locker today but they never sent me a code so I’m stuck without it and I don’t even know if management can get me the number… just. Eugh. I give up.
Capitalism is turning out to be a real asshole."Check it out, I'm a selfish douche" – Capitalism
I can't imagine how using greed as your primary religious belief would lead to one being an asshole, but here we are.Capitalism is turning out to be a real asshole.
i pulled my calf muscle while working out last week. thought it was better, stretched it a lot, stuck to ground based workouts. stretched really good before starting this morning. pulled it again, way worse this time.
getting old sucks ass. my mind wants to go hard working out but my body keeps failing me.