The Crabwalk Returnith!!! (HxCore lameness content)

[WhitechapelCS]

Wow, that band was fucking terrible. It's worthless, talentless, douchebag bands like those that taint the general public's view of Deathcore and breakdowns.

Thank you SO much for that one.
+1
Come to CT and Ill buy you a beer.

 

[Mattayus]

Tell us what you really think, don't hold back.

Are you in the band or something?

 

[Koshchei]

What horrible contrived non-music that was. The chick also looks like she has fetal alcohol syndrome.

 

[vampiregenocide]

What horrible contrived non-music that was. The chick also looks like she has fetal alcohol syndrome.

Theres a girl in the band? I couldn't tell

 

[cddragon]

at the crabwalk and video...
I find the music from the first vid quite gay and emo-styled for kids who try to be 'metal'
but fail at doing so and realising it.
The second vid though, was FUCKIN' AMAZING!!! It made me drool for a few minutes and dream about having such a bass player in my band

 

[ccc187307]

Are you in the band or something?

If i was i sure as shit wouldnt admit to it!

Serious lack of humor around here. Sarcasm, that's all.

 

[Mattayus]

Ah man no waaaaaaaay! There is muchos humour here! Just didn't read it in this instance I thought for a second there was something wrong with you

 

[rvoteary]

I for one loved it

 

[TheHandOfStone]

I really liked the riff that played from 0:57 to about 1:10 for some reason. Other than that:

The second video was also boring. Brilliant musicianship, but personally I just couldn't get into the widleywidleywidley-ness of it all.

 

[liquidcow]

I wish I could have filmed Hal's reaction to this video, it was almost as funny as the video itself. Needless to say he wasn't impressed.

 

[vampiregenocide]

I wish I could have filmed Hal's reaction to this video, it was almost as funny as the video itself. Needless to say he wasn't impressed.

I can imagine.

 

[AVWIII]

I'm usually the guy standing somewhere in the middle, trying to find something I like so I don't come off sounding like a douche, but this is everything I hate rolled into a ball.
If they were trying any harder they'd have hernias.

 

[gunshow86de]

So brutalz1!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1111111111111111

 

[Breakdown]

So brutalz1!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1111111111111111

Watz up with all these bands in that scene using schecters??? Is it because their good or is it because if they don;t play em their not "cool"?

Attack! Attack! make me ashamed to be Welsh

why is it that the majority of bands that come out of Wales are turd? Bullet For My Valentine, Lostprophets, The Blackout...

oh wait right, because Wales is such a shit hole they don't care how they get out, even if it means making trendy music that will get lapped up by teenagers.

that bass tapping vid contains so much win it should come with a warning.

Ummm their from Colombus Ohio dude

 

[vampiregenocide]

Ummm their from Colombus Ohio dude

Nope, Caerphilly, Wales. You can have them if you want though.


EDIT - Turns out theres an American band called 'Attack Attack!', whole nuther beast. THe offer is still there though.