The Crabwalk Returnith!!! (HxCore lameness content)

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  1. WhitechapelCS

    WhitechapelCS Alpha Incipient

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    Mkay Anvil, whatever you say, I was just being blunt, not being High-horsed. anyone that knows me knows Im not like that.
    Why do you always have an attitude me with? Or feel the need to fight?
    Regardless, I was blatently stating that true hardcore is better than this shit these scenesters have turned it into.
     
  2. D-EJ915

    D-EJ915 Forum MVP

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    I actually looked these guys up, sounds like they use the auto-tune on purpose lol, some of their other stuff is alright. They're kinda like a ripoff TDWP but not has hard and with more poppy stuff.
     
  3. vampiregenocide

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    @ First video - Musically, I like it. However, the retarded posing, shitty clean vocals, lame hardcore headbanging and generally tossery of the whole band completely ruin it. Get rid of that fucking singer, get the rest of the band on Queer Eye For The Straight Guy so they can get some real fashion tips, and then get some acting lessons so their stage presence isn't inspired by the cloverfield monster.



    @ Second video - HolytitfuckIjustshatbricks.
     
  4. Randy

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    Alright... I'll run down a list of my beefs with this video...

    1.) The synchronized/uniform "guitars down by our nuts" + "trying too hard" headbanging + "scratching my back on something" crouching move + "guitar over our head and back down again" move = Cheesy

    2.) They're all wearing boring black t-shirts and blue jeans. :yawn:

    3.) The transition into the verse, with the clean vocal is WAY too abrupt. Feels completely out of place.

    4.) Equally abrupt is the breakdown at 1:15. Jarring, and not in a good way.

    5.) At 2:46 when it goes from "teh br00talz!!!?!11!?!" into a Euro T-pain song, including some sort of "scene-boy dance party"

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    6.) So... does the guy singing play guitar also, or doesn't he? Because it looks like he does both, but I can't tell because they all look the same.​
     
  5. ire_works

    ire_works Djent ,Djent ,Djent

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    ^^^ ^^^ ^^^

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  6. CrushingAnvil

    CrushingAnvil Ironically enough, now in Jesus Land

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    You're right about the last part though. They really, DID, just reach a new plateau of fail
     
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    Call me gay but I liked the synth part :lol:

    :stitch:
     
  8. TomAwesome

    TomAwesome I LIKE JUICE!!!

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    Wow. That song was put together really badly. I was really taken aback at that first transition. I feel like the band in the verses should be giving swirlies to the band in the choruses in the high school boys' room.
     
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    song is awesome, video sucked.

    attack attack! is a badass band! They do have better songs other than this one.
     
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    I think theres more collectice testosterone in the Scissor Sisters.
     
  12. Randy

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    Amen, sista'

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  13. Devour3d

    Devour3d Gore Not Core

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    Luckily for me, I get to see kids worshiping/imitating this crap at every show we play at. From what I've noticed, to be in one of these bands you must be wearing:

    V-Neck!
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    Neon athletic shorts! (Couldn't find any in the purple or pink variety)
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    Headbands!
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    Moccasins?
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    You also have to wear them extra tight, just to show off how blatantly overweight you are! Every band's music is always, of course, unoriginal chug-chug hardcore with poorly executed synth and breakdowns, but who cares about that! It's all about the image anyway!
     
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  16. Mattayus

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    They can't even headbang properly/in time :lol: What a bunch of fat fucking cunts
     
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    Tell us what you really think, don't hold back.
     
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    As awful as the music and the band are, my biggest beef is with the video. Seriously...

    Girl with obviously tortured past comes back to tenement house in the middle of butt-fucking nowhere dressed like a porcelain doll (because porcelain dolls represent lost childhood dreams, or some pseudo-deep bullshit like that). She stands outside the house and stares vacantly. Then, she wanders around the house, vacantly, allowing the 'atmosphere' and 'aura' of the place to soak in. Then, predictably, she collapses and starts screaming, as if exorcising past demons. Ironically, the theme ends as it began, with porcelain-doll-chick staring at house vacantly once again, offering no resolution, which I'm sure whoever produced this turd would attribute to simply being 'deep.'


    LAME. :noway:
     
  19. Randy

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    That was going to be in my "beefs" post, but you hit the nail on the head right there.
     
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    Wow, that band was fucking terrible. It's worthless, talentless, douchebag bands like those that taint the general public's view of Deathcore and breakdowns.
     

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