The Crabwalk Returnith!!! (HxCore lameness content)

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    Attack Attack is like a post-hardcore New Kids on the Block. They are everything obnoxious about current trends in music rolled into a single package. Substance never gets within a five-mile radius of this band.
     
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    WTF is a crabwalk? I watched the video and found nothing similar to what I thought was a crabwalk.
     
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    gutted this video has been taken down :mad:
     
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    It hasnt. :lol:
     
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    fail
     
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    From a humorous aspect, Musically, I think after watching that - It warrants some Nocturnus - Lake Of Fire :hbang:

    Seconded.

    He's just lucky that A. We've all got better things to do rather than spend time neg repping him and B. This is Off-Topic, Thar be dragons, what beith 'Neg-Rep'?
     
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    Holy shit, this was that fucking horrible band that was on The Ball while we were eating this weekend. Marco and myself were were :ugh: at who the fuck this core-emo-core-emo-breakdown-dancemusic shitpile was, but by the time I got up I missed the name. Just cought the "tragic girl" at the end of their assuredly contrived video. Good to know they also look & move like asslcowns, and have an equally lame band name. :poop:

    There was some equally bad gauged-ears-girlpants-core thing on before it with... get this: a full band synchronized jump up + flyswatter guitar move! :rofl: It was like witnessing a reincarnated Poison doing scissor kicks in spandex. Can't remember their lame ass generic name either, was probably 'My Ex-Girlfriend's Bloody Wedding Dress' or some similar scene-kid retardation. God, this shit really, really, really needs to go away! :noplease:
     
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    Yea, I've watched a second time just for the lulz...

    Can't stop laughing..

    Did anyone notice that the drum kit actually has only a snare, bass drum, and ONE tom?
    Dude, let's hunt them down and gut them! ><
     
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    I hate you... :squint:

    You had to point this out to me knowing full well I'd watch the vid.

    And yes, that sorry excuse for music almost made me loose my dinner. :noway::noway::noway:
     
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    Double standards much?
     
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    Somehow I'm not surprised :lol:
     
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    Wow, I couldn't stop ROFLing while watching this vid. Every time the laughter almost ceased, one of guys in that band would do something cheesy again. My favorite cheese moment happens at the 0:57-0:59 mark. The chick in the vid looks like she has a case of mental retardation. Oh yeah, there's also more crabwalking around the 2:40 mark.
     
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    lol no cymbals? usually guys with huge kits are tools
     
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    that video was about as cool as swine flu
     

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