The Crabwalk Returnith!!! (HxCore lameness content)

[ire_works]

I was making my rounds on the metal websites , and stopped by myspace metal to find this band posted on the main page with their video , i was just about to turn it off when...

GASP

the crabwalk.

epic fail happens 1:15 - 1:19






aswell as autotuned clean vocals ...... yikes



seriously , its short ..but just wow


just freaking wow.








and to justify this fail , i present win in massive forms:




thank you

 

[DrakkarTyrannis]

Why?

 

[D-EJ915]

hmm a crappy still remains, their headbanging is annoying too lol

also running in place, much lulz

my suggestion is to start listening at 2:46 because there's some synth/techno rock stuff going on which is way better than the stuff before it lol

http://www.myspace.com/attackattack

I kissed a girl cover...lol

 

[leandroab]

I couldn't stop laughing.. jesus fucking christ, this was so pathetic...

 

[DrakkarTyrannis]

This is so goddamn stupid...these bands aren't even trying anymore. Even if you are a stupid kid that doesn't know any better...how could you stomach this shit?

 

[skinhead]

Tritones everywhere, crabwalk, no sense breakdowns. This is full of hardcore epicness

I liked the trance break

 

[Thin_Ice_77]

This is so goddamn stupid...these bands aren't even trying anymore. Even if you are a stupid kid that doesn't know any better...how could you stomach this shit?

I like it.

Better than "zomg 1000 strings djent lawl!!!"

 

[poopyalligator]

man that was gaytarded. People should not play their instruments below their junk. I would imagine it would be extremely uncomfortable first of all, and there is no way you could be playing really accurately either. Unless they practiced like that for a long time, and if they have practiced playing like that for a long time they should take the toaster in the bath. At the 2:00 minute mark the girl is covering her ears, and with good reason.

 

[DrakkarTyrannis]

I like it.

Better than "zomg 1000 strings djent lawl!!!"

That is true..a million strings on a guitar/bass and the djent is boring and stupid as well..but this crabwalking gaypornfest is just horrendous. I didn't care for either video to be honest..but that first one...I don't even want to really get into it

 

[polydeathsphere]

anyone else enjoy the running in place at 1:36?

 

[Thin_Ice_77]

That is true..a million strings on a guitar/bass and the djent is boring and stupid as well..but this crabwalking gaypornfest is just horrendous. I didn't care for either video to be honest..but that first one...I don't even want to really get into it

I just find it amusing when people like TS abuse this, but they listen to shit which all sounds the same as well. One day I'm gonna start a thread laughing at Periphery and see how much neg rep I get.

 

[Randy]

Wait... Stick Stickly?

 

[thebhef]

Wait... Stick Stickly?

Write to me, Stick Stickly
PO Box 963
New York City
New York state
10108

 

[DrakkarTyrannis]

I just find it amusing when people like TS abuse this, but they listen to shit which all sounds the same as well. One day I'm gonna start a thread laughing at Periphery and see how much neg rep I get.

A lot..and you'll be banned forever and someone will come to your house to kill you and burn it to the ground. Funny how that works eh?

 

[Groff]

Oh no, another crabwalk thread?

Wait... Stick Stickly?

Post your GIF, you know you want to.

 

[thebhef]

Oh no, another crabwalk thread?



Post your GIF, you know you want to.

I know I want him to.

 

[mikernaut]

Sounds like they have been listening to Blood Stain Child at the end there. That was some awkward tryhard headbanging too.

 

[Unknown Doodl3.2]

both vids (the crab one and the Igot10,000strings one) were full of fail and non musicness lol IMO.

 

[MFB]

Seriously, who the FUCK opens up a song with a god damn breakdown? You have to be fucking full of fail to pull that shit off. God damn it's like all my enemies combined into one shitty band. Crab walking, shitty breakdowns, auto-tune vocals, guys looking like girls

 

[rvai]

hahaha I laughed the whole video, that was some epic gayness and theyre "moves" were pure fail lol, I also notices the "running" haha