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The Crabwalk Returnith!!! (HxCore lameness content)

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  1. ire_works

    ire_works Djent ,Djent ,Djent

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    I was making my rounds on the metal websites , and stopped by myspace metal to find this band posted on the main page with their video , i was just about to turn it off when...

    GASP

    the crabwalk.

    epic fail happens 1:15 - 1:19






    aswell as autotuned clean vocals ...... yikes



    seriously , its short ..but just wow


    just freaking wow.








    and to justify this fail , i present win in massive forms:




    thank you
     
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  2. DrakkarTyrannis

    DrakkarTyrannis ☿

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    Why?
     
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  3. D-EJ915

    D-EJ915 Forum MVP

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    hmm a crappy still remains, their headbanging is annoying too lol

    also running in place, much lulz

    my suggestion is to start listening at 2:46 because there's some synth/techno rock stuff going on which is way better than the stuff before it lol

    http://www.myspace.com/attackattack

    I kissed a girl cover...lol
     
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  4. leandroab

    leandroab Stay Negative™

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    I couldn't stop laughing.. jesus fucking christ, this was so pathetic...
     
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  5. DrakkarTyrannis

    DrakkarTyrannis ☿

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    This is so goddamn stupid...these bands aren't even trying anymore. Even if you are a stupid kid that doesn't know any better...how could you stomach this shit?
     
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  6. skinhead

    skinhead Manager / RHLC ©

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    Tritones everywhere, crabwalk, no sense breakdowns. This is full of hardcore epicness :lol:

    I liked the trance break :yesway:
     
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  7. Thin_Ice_77

    Thin_Ice_77 You'll never make it

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    I like it.

    Better than "zomg 1000 strings djent lawl!!!"
     
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  8. poopyalligator

    poopyalligator Dr.Poopyalligator

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    man that was gaytarded. People should not play their instruments below their junk. I would imagine it would be extremely uncomfortable first of all, and there is no way you could be playing really accurately either. Unless they practiced like that for a long time, and if they have practiced playing like that for a long time they should take the toaster in the bath. At the 2:00 minute mark the girl is covering her ears, and with good reason.
     
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  9. DrakkarTyrannis

    DrakkarTyrannis ☿

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    That is true..a million strings on a guitar/bass and the djent is boring and stupid as well..but this crabwalking gaypornfest is just horrendous. I didn't care for either video to be honest..but that first one...I don't even want to really get into it
     
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  10. polydeathsphere

    polydeathsphere SS.org Regular

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    anyone else enjoy the running in place at 1:36?
     
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  11. Thin_Ice_77

    Thin_Ice_77 You'll never make it

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    I just find it amusing when people like TS abuse this, but they listen to shit which all sounds the same as well. One day I'm gonna start a thread laughing at Periphery and see how much neg rep I get.
     
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  12. Randy

    Randy Tony Lazuto?! Super Moderator

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    Wait... Stick Stickly? :wub:
     
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  13. thebhef

    thebhef King....of....Mountn Contributor

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    Write to me, Stick Stickly
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  14. DrakkarTyrannis

    DrakkarTyrannis ☿

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    A lot..and you'll be banned forever and someone will come to your house to kill you and burn it to the ground. Funny how that works eh?
     
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  15. Groff

    Groff Medicine Chief/RHLC© Contributor

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    Oh no, another crabwalk thread? :lol:

    Post your GIF, you know you want to.
     
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    thebhef King....of....Mountn Contributor

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    I know I want him to.
     
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    mikernaut pixel pusher

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    Sounds like they have been listening to Blood Stain Child at the end there. That was some awkward tryhard headbanging too. :spock:
     
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  18. Unknown Doodl3.2

    Unknown Doodl3.2 look at each other..

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    both vids (the crab one and the Igot10,000strings one) were full of fail and non musicness :)lol:) IMO.
     
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    Seriously, who the FUCK opens up a song with a god damn breakdown? You have to be fucking full of fail to pull that shit off. God damn it's like all my enemies combined into one shitty band. Crab walking, shitty breakdowns, auto-tune vocals, guys looking like girls :noplease:
     
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    hahaha I laughed the whole video, that was some epic gayness and theyre "moves" were pure fail lol, I also notices the "running" haha
     
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