Italian? The fuck? It was clearly a suave Spaniard who decided to make hand carved guitars between serenading sultry Spanish women. Possibly related to Antonio Banderas. He also may have had an enemy named..... Fernandes. That's what I thought at least... Also Jackson guitars were clearly made by/for the Jackson 5. ....Schecter was an angry German guy that decided to take out his anger on the world by making baseball bat guitars (hey...it was the early days.) ESP gave you E.S.P. ....amplified if you watch ESPN. [LTD limited said powers] You should only play Agile guitars if you're a gymnast or a ballerina.