Some guitars are too funny not to post
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Hollowway
Extended Ranger
FTFY. Cuz I mean, afterward it’s kind of expected.
CapinCripes
Trem Snob
What were they even trying to replicate here? It looks like what I'd imagine a steve-o signature guitar would look like. Legit looks like someone went guitar surfing on that body.
Probably the same madman with the furry guitar.
wheresthefbomb
SS.org Regular
It's the classic "took all the hardware off and threw it down the side of a mountain four or five times" look
I didn't want to name it out loud (or in writing) for fear it might hear me calling
KnightBrolaire
chasing the GAS dragon
japan gonna japan
I respect the aesthetic of this one, but there are some weird design choices
I respect the aesthetic of this one, but there are some weird design choices
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That bottom one looks like a nouveax formal dinner guitar.
trem licking
SS.org Regular
That guitar is gonna cancel itself with that black headstock...
Man that's bad. I feel like there's some shitty story to go along with this "relic" job.
The Japanese one looks like they tried to put in a little nub for a leg rest but I can't imagine that would be in any way comfortable to play. I guess the giant schlong behind the bridge is one way to get rid of neck dive.
Also gotta give a shout out to the marketing team for continuing to push the phallacy that it's not you who sucks at playing, it's your guitar!
Also gotta give a shout out to the marketing team for continuing to push the phallacy that it's not you who sucks at playing, it's your guitar!
Carrion Rocket
Taiwan is a Country
As long as they don't wall hang it.
Adieu
SS.org Regular
I think i found the bodies "inspiration"
Dude hell no.
IF (!) that fan is done correctly (can't tell at this angle), that guitar is absolutely fucking awesome
Adieu
SS.org Regular
That one I mean. Man, quoting quotes is hard on here.
mmr007
(anti)Social Influencer
Breaking Bad was so awesome the skin of two minor characters inspired a guitar build
Seriously that guitar looks like it shuffles and picks at its own finish incessantly.
Adieu
SS.org Regular
That does not seem like it would work, unless there's some serious improvisation under the hood.
Omzig
SS.org Regular
Less is more?
KnightBrolaire
chasing the GAS dragon
0/10 for aesthetics and designLess is more?
8/10 for fret access
Omzig
SS.org Regular
LOL totally agreed, but Crimson! so Master built by a Master luthier !
KnightBrolaire
chasing the GAS dragon
"master luthier" lolLOL totally agreed, but Crimson! so Master built by a Master luthier !
