Some guitars are too funny not to post

[WarMachine]

I went to West Virginia once, to officiate a friend's wedding. It was hot and I hated it, just like I hate this.

I've been here for my 36 years.
Yeah, it sucks donkey dick.

 

[Crungy]

Another Craigslist jem

 

[OmegaSlayer]

Sometimes I plan to mod my guitars, then I enter this thread and I keep my hands in my pockets

 

[KnightBrolaire]

 

[Crungy]

What in the viking metal... That looks like it might be a girthy one

 

[Seabeast2000]

Another Craigslist jem
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I am not getting the theme. Trash? College?

 

[Crungy]

The description:

This is a one of a kind handmade guitar. The body is plexiglass and wood. The 22 fret neck is Maple and the fretboard is HPL or High Pressure Laminate.

It is the same creator as the skull guitar I posted.

 

[mastapimp]

Looks like this could be a "masterworks" offering from Wylde Audio

 

[KnightBrolaire]

This could be yours for only 7k lmao

 

[mogar]

Is there a place I can call to report a case of "Cruelty to Lumber"?

 

[Seabeast2000]

Is there a self defense course associated with the middle thing?

 

[wheresthefbomb]

Another Craigslist jem
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Oscar the Grouch signature Trashcaster - "It is called Garbage Can, not Garbage Cannot."

 

[r33per]

Another Craigslist jem
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Wife's reaction: "I feel that hasn't been time well spent..."

 

[Adieu]

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This could be yours for only 7k lmao
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Add +1-2 strings to that 7k monstrosity and about 2/3 of SSO will go into debt to order it

 

[STRHelvete]

 

[wheresthefbomb]

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There was some real potential here, alas.

 

[STRHelvete]

Zakk Wylde be like

 

[Crungy]

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The body and face is fucking great lol


Also the poke ball fret markers, nice touch!

 

[wheresthefbomb]

Zakk Wylde be like

I did public radio for many years and for whatever reason I used to get a lot of requests (relatively speaking) for Black label Society. Those were the only requests I ever straight up said no to.

 

[KnightBrolaire]

I did public radio for many years and for whatever reason I used to get a lot of requests (relatively speaking) for Black label Society. Those were the only requests I ever straight up said no to.

they have some good songs tho