Some guitars are too funny not to post

Discussion in 'Standard Guitars' started by vilk, Aug 7, 2015.

  1. Crungy

    Crungy SS.org Regular

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    Works for me, and I'm trying to lower my clown meat consumption anyways.
     
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  2. Dumple Stilzkin

    Dumple Stilzkin SS.org Regular

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    Switch to clown lite, 10% less hair.
     
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    spudmunkey SS.org Regular

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    I feel like there's a euphemism in there...or at least something probably on urbandictionary.com
     
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    Hollowway Extended Ranger

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    :lol: Dammit, spud, you made me spit my water out!
     
  5. Crungy

    Crungy SS.org Regular

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    My brother refers to McDonald's as "clown meat" lol
     
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  6. ElRay

    ElRay Mostly Harmless

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    Curse you @spudmonkey I had to google "clown meat consumption" and I found this:
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    If you read the article, you will find there are multiple variations.
     
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  7. Crungy

    Crungy SS.org Regular

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    It's called Billy Roll and they mention Ed Gein in the opening paragraph... holy fuck lol
     
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  8. KnightBrolaire

    KnightBrolaire only the dead have seen the end of GAS

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    john wayne gacy would make more sense tbh
     
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  9. Crungy

    Crungy SS.org Regular

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    I think the parallel of meat and wearing meat on your skin works lol
     
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    John New album out now: https://goo.gl/PdPVYh

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    vilk Very Regular

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    It looks like a prop for Yo Gabba Gabba
     
  12. Crungy

    Crungy SS.org Regular

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    I can't tell if it's super heavy or super light and made of Styrofoam.
     
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  13. Seabeast2000

    Seabeast2000 Tropospheric Holocenian Contributor

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    I mean, front jack decision was the deal breaker here.
     
  14. Nlelith

    Nlelith Motion Designer

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    It just didn't fully load in yet, give it a sec to switch to proper LOD.
     
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    Soya Poor person

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    It's the anti Kiesel guitar and I'm totally fine with that.
     
  16. Crungy

    Crungy SS.org Regular

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    It almost looks like something someone in Gwar would play, minus the bodily fluids.
     
  17. spudmunkey

    spudmunkey SS.org Regular

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    It's the guitar for when these guys form a band

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  18. Randy

    Randy The Pusterienceā„¢ Super Moderator

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    Look like a couple of yoyos if you ask me.
     
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    r33per SS.org Regular

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    Looks like the guys who installed my microwave oven and delivered my custom kitchen. Good luck to them :yesway:
     
  20. possumkiller

    possumkiller Square Dance Caller

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    I'm gettin MSI vibes.

    If it weren't for the full frontal jack and the pickguard was made with straight lines, it would be cool.
     

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