Some guitars are too funny not to post

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  1. bostjan

    bostjan MicroMetal Contributor

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    Good thing there's a pick guard, or you might drop your pick down the toilet!

    Also, what's the tuning on this? The strings look very similar in gauge.

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  2. vilk

    vilk Very Regular

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    Every single string is E
     
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    Alex Kenivel Stunt Guitar

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    This hung in Guitar Center of El Cerrito for years
     
  4. bostjan

    bostjan MicroMetal Contributor

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    Did you play it? Maybe someone should make it as an eight string. Imagine the size of the pickup assembly.

    Back to the toilet guitar, here's one with an added option of a tissue dispenser/strap:

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  5. Alberto7

    Alberto7 Silly Goose Engineering

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    ^ Gotta love that pickup ring.
     
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    exo SS.org Regular

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    This beauty by the "Maestro" brand is available on Reverb right now, and boasts the amazing "Floyd Ross" trem system!
     
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    blacai SS.org Regular

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    Funny is I thought this would be a real model coming from Zakk Wylde's new brand :lol:
     
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    exo SS.org Regular

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    TBH, it's not THAT bad. I sorta like it.


    On the other hand, paint it orange and it could pass for a fantail goldfish that had its head bitten off!:lol:
     
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    BigBadAl Too old to Mosh

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    Hmmm sweep Djenting?
     
  10. Alex Kenivel

    Alex Kenivel Stunt Guitar

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    You could do an arpeggio in two octaves in just one position :lol: You guys know she has a sister, right?

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    This one's been laughed at for a while now

    No, sadly. It was hung in a plexiglass box in the "expensive stuff" room with all the multi thousand dollar LPs, strats and vintage amps. Theres an 8 ball on the tip of the trem arm that I wish was in that picture. I was a child back then, and I didn't even think to ask to try it. I feel strange touching real expensive things..
     
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    Spicypickles Sweeps & Mops

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    Interesting take on a harp.
     
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  14. Alex Kenivel

    Alex Kenivel Stunt Guitar

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    Bowed guitar needs a bow
     
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    Yeah but note how different the strings are versus the thing I posted. I'm all for lots of strings, but when your 15 string bass comes from the factory tuned in major seconds, ....

    Plus, that low string! What is that, a .300?
     
  16. Blue1970Cutlass

    Blue1970Cutlass emberwolfmusic.com

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    at least its got straight pull :lol:
     
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    Pikka Bird Vaya Con Cornholio

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    As played by none other than Nigel mutha-friggin' Tufnel!
     
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    Absolutely. Celebrating the excesses of 80's metal in one guitar. Awesome.
     
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    pondman Build Whore.

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    This is for sale right now :lol:

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    GuitarBizarre Listen to physics.

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