Some guitars are too funny not to post

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  1. John

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    Seabeast2000 Tropospheric Holocenian Contributor

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    Was that posted on your local Craigslist too?
     
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    @John you're repeating some guitars that surface this thread from time to time... The wangcaster, for example, surfaces every 10 or so pages...
     
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    The Craigslists and FB sales group around me had stuff like this, instead. This actually became a local inside-joke and meme of sorts:


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    @odibrom unintentional reposts happen here time to time from multiple people; there's no reason to try singling anyone out and crying over spilled milk in that regard. There's certainly other places that'll be more welcoming of the "old man yells at a cloud" type of content, no doubt.
    Also, you're barking up the wrong tree about the wangcaster, that's someone else's handiwork. Don't do that. Just take the content that comes through this thread in good humor and deal with it.

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  6. John

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    The Spanish Inquisition Unexpected

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    Imma be honest, if you're just in it for the BWAOOOOOH then that is a smart solution.
     
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    ElRay Mostly Harmless

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    I don't know what's worse, the obvious plywood strip design, or the grain direction. Imagine kitchen cabinet doors rotated 90°
     
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    We need a new satire thread on most impractical Gear.

    This guitar^^

    Noisy Gate
     
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    mastapimp SS.org Regular

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    He's just rehashing everything that comes through the facebook group "guitars racked with existential dread" except without the lucky charm emoji gimmick.
     
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    Noisy Gate is just an EMG PA2 in a box with the trim pot cranked. I love it but DAMN is that fucker so hard to use.
     
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    One of my friends sent over this mockup of a Gibson, several years ago. Given their penchant for making weird and gimmicky, if not downright silly designs, I'm surprised they didn't follow through in this case:


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    @mastapimp sharing is caring, and a lot of those were ones I've shared as there's nothing 'exclusive' about these instruments. Snoop around harder next time, thanks.
     
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    Kinda reminds me of a dead bird's head
     
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    The inlay comes across as tacky, as well. At least the core/top wood looks decent, though.
     
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    I kinda like that one, but the headstock gives a busy look at that end which totally detracts from the smooth, alien-desert look of the body.
     
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    Did I write you were the one that posted the most recent iteration of the wangcaster? Did I clearly, un-mistakenly and explicitly say that word by word? Couldn't be it just an example of a frequent resurfacing odd guitar that happens in this thread?

    Also, are you calling me "old man". I don't fucking care how old you are, but it's not the first time you're being disrespectful, and if you can't understand were you are being disrespectful, maybe that should be addressed... here, nobody fucking cares, but please keep that attitude outside in the real world and report back where it leads to.
     
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    I must know more about the hello kitty seven string!
    No way that intonation is right, but at least they tried.

    Yeah, that almost looks really cool, but there's something about it that I can't put my finger on. Not really a funny or fail, but something's just off.
     
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    John New album out now: https://goo.gl/PdPVYh

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    The one who's been uncivil here is you, my friend. And why bring those up if those have no bearing on what's going down at the moment?
    Also, the old man yells at a cloud was an expression from this, only since you opted to go on a bit of a tirade that was superfluous- as was bugging me just for that. I clearly meant no disrespect about your age as that's neither a relevant nor important topic for this thread. Needless to say, that was not my intention and I apologize if it was misconstrued as such.


    All I'm here for, in this thread, is sharing stuff that would be amusing, nothing more and nothing less- sharing is caring- like these.
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  20. John

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    Regarding the Hello Kitty 7 string, one guy took the time to hack off the headstock of his guitar just to paint it pink and convert into a headless guitar:

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