Some guitars are too funny not to post

Discussion in 'Standard Guitars' started by vilk, Aug 7, 2015.

  1. TheBolivianSniper

    TheBolivianSniper SS.org Regular

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    Sir this is a forum for musical instruments not sodomy instruments
     
  2. spudmunkey

    spudmunkey SS.org Regular

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    Dude, I totally missed that. It totally looks like a Mockingbird getting eaten/swallowed/absorbed.
     
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    Spinedriver SS.org Regular

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    It looks like one of the 'surgical tools' from the David Cronenberg movie, "Dead Ringers".
     
  4. KnightBrolaire

    KnightBrolaire Stage IV GAS

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    ehh, I'd say if we're comparing it to props from Cronenberg films, it's more like the alien pistol from Existenz lol. Either way the the biomechanical/Giger reference stands.
     
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    Bodes SS.org Regular

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    Looks to me like he bought a BC Rich Mockingbird and stuck some weird ass plastic things to it.
     
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  6. Dumple Stilzkin

    Dumple Stilzkin Don’t be afraid to fart when you pee.

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    This one reminded me of this classic pose. Just in the positioning.
     
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  7. KnightBrolaire

    KnightBrolaire Stage IV GAS

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    When you multiclass from a bard into a bardbarian 20201107_104804.jpg
     
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    Demiurge Intrepid Jackass

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    I hate it when jazz guitars only have a neck pickup.
     
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  9. Seabeast2000

    Seabeast2000 Tropospheric Holocenian Contributor

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    Saber II
     
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  10. technomancer

    technomancer Gearus Pimptasticus Super Moderator

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    Brings whole new meaning to "belly cut"
     
  11. DrakkarTyrannis

    DrakkarTyrannis

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    I would actually like that if there was more to the body.
     
  12. Hollowway

    Hollowway Extended Ranger

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    :lol:
     
  13. zappatton2

    zappatton2 SS.org Regular

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    Correct me if I'm wrong, but I believe this was recovered from an abandoned research station in Antarctica. Best not to touch it.
     
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  14. KnightBrolaire

    KnightBrolaire Stage IV GAS

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    Yeah, shame about those Norwegians who found it. We should probably burn it before it shapeshifts.
     
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  15. Hollowway

    Hollowway Extended Ranger

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    This might be a hot take, but I submit you this from PRS. I think someone said Kiesels have ridiculously large bevels, and PRS did the hold my beer thing.

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  16. budda

    budda Do not criticize as this Contributor

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    It may have been more of a "if that sells, I'll buy you a beer" thing :lol:.
     
  17. cardinal

    cardinal F# Dive Bomber

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    I was coming to post that. Just saw it, and my reaction was hahahahahahahahahaha
     
  18. KnightBrolaire

    KnightBrolaire Stage IV GAS

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    my god it's like jeff kiesel's wet dream. THE ULTRA BEVELED TOILET BURL PRIVATE STOCK*

    *and it can be yours for on 9,999.99$
     
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    TedEH Cromulent

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    It would have looked good if it wasn't for the bevel that looks like someone made a mistake and they ran with it.
     
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  20. Albake21

    Albake21 "Just get a used Ibanez Prestige."

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    What waste of a well spec'd PRS
     
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