Some guitars are too funny not to post

Discussion in 'Standard Guitars' started by vilk, Aug 7, 2015.

  1. BornToLooze

    BornToLooze SS.org Regular

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    Hell, I have a custom ESP that was built by one of the head dudes at ESP and I picked it up for less than some EIIs go for. The only thing is it's so 80s it makes Steel Panther look like the Backstreet Boys.
     
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    Something about this design bugs me...

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  3. The906

    The906 lifetime novice Contributor

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    Jerry Horton sig.
     
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    The906 lifetime novice Contributor

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    You've been.... thunderbugged!!!
     
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    "Upgraded"

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  7. spudmunkey

    spudmunkey SS.org Regular

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    Jesus that first line. Like...are we supposed to know (or care) what other less-controvertial guitars you've owned? Like...are they just other pink strats? Or do you have swaztika's painted on any? Or a decal of the 2nd Ammendment? Or "Free Tibet/Mumia" text on it?

    *sigh* "I modified it to look like Connor Mockasin's guitar". There. how hard is that.
     
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  8. KnightBrolaire

    KnightBrolaire Thy Fart is Murder

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  9. spudmunkey

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    efiltsohg SS.org Regular

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    can this trend of labeling $200 import models as "Fender Squire" or "Gibson Epiphone" hoping to trick somebody into overpaying for them die please

    literally every guitar on kijiji here
     
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  11. spudmunkey

    spudmunkey SS.org Regular

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    Before it was it's own brand, Squires were mexican-made, Fender-branded products. At least in this case, it may not be a lie. Kinda like how Ram and Genesis are their own brands now, but someone with an older one would say they had a Dodge Ram or Hyundai Genesis.
     
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  12. Albake21

    Albake21 "Just get a used Ibanez Prestige."

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    My favorite part of that Craigslist post is at the bottom "You're not gonna see many of these around." Yup, there's a good reason for that.
     
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    I'm kidding...he's just showing the extra knobs that will ship with it. It reminded me of this thread, though.
     
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    was gonna sell my esp/ltd for $3700, but ya caught me...
     
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    M3CHK1LLA angel sword guardian

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    got excited for a minute...

    getting lazy in my old age and this would have kept me from reaching over to my amp or bending over to adjust my pedals
     
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    "Let's take guitar design that's already prone to neckdive and remove even more wood from the body!"
     
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    Mechayoshi The Mario Clash

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    I get the half guitar half bass thing but would it had been too hard to have the humbuckers over all the strings? Also perspective makes it seem ten feet long.
     

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