Some guitars are too funny not to post

Discussion in 'Standard Guitars' started by vilk, Aug 7, 2015.

  1. spudmunkey

    spudmunkey SS.org Regular

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    Really? Of all the things in this thread, *that's* the one that sticks out as the worst of the worst? Honestly, I think it's done pretty damn well. I'm not sure exactly what's going on with that bridge, but I think the headstock is really clever.
     
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    KnightBrolaire use tongue, but hole

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    No I wouldn't call it the worst of the worst, mostly because this whole thread is filled with far more hideous abominations. The chimera just happened to be one of the worst on this page. It's like someone made a bad mockup overlaying a tele onto a strat, and then someone actually built it.
     
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    lurè Fake Shredder

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    *tonewood intensifies*
     
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    777timesgod Officially the unofficial Forum Censor

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    She "exploited" them, I am sure of that!

    When someone begins a conversation about the importance of the wood type in electric guitars and you shout "No" and go home. Also, those seem to be bars from a fence.
     
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    I see you guys are not familiar with the *Tone Wrought Iron* debate.....
     
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    When they say to put a gate first but you misunderstand
     
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    BlackSG91 Loves Black Guitars

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    Here's an old 60's Soviet guitar called the Tonika. It sure is a black beauty.:)

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    Russia sure has a fair share of super ugly guitars.
     
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    BlackSG91 Loves Black Guitars

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    KnightBrolaire use tongue, but hole

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    Jack White?
     
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    Shrink the body size down to something manageable and get rid of the extra frets after the 24th and I'd 100% buy one.
     
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    Well since there is no neck humbuckers, why not use the space for more frets? That is my logic.

    Rosal76 posted this in another thread, apparently it is called the Jenna Jameson signature King V from Jackson. Now, I consider myself knowledgeable on the metal scene but I have never heard any of her music. Anyone know which band she plays in or if she is a solo artist? She has her tongue out, does she hit the strings with it like Jimmy Hendrix did?
     
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    MaxOfMetal Likes trem wankery. Super Moderator

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    She's more of a flautist.
     
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    MoonJelly a subtle stinging sensation..

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    I heard she plays a mean meat whistle.
     
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    KnightBrolaire use tongue, but hole

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    she's a pretty prolific solo artist, but she frequently collaborated with others. I'm a big fan of her early work and when she collaborated with tera patrick.
    yeah, the skin flute.
    She's the pride of milwaukee :p
     
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    Mean Mr. Meat Whistle is one of her songs too.
     
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