Some guitars are too funny not to post

Discussion in 'Standard Guitars' started by vilk, Aug 7, 2015.

  1. Albake21

    Albake21 "Just get a used Ibanez Prestige."

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    Looks like an animal got a hold of an already ugly guitar and made it even more ugly.
     
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  2. KnightBrolaire

    KnightBrolaire use tongue, but hole

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    It's like if someone took a neil moser design and put it through a woodchipper.
     
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    Seabeast2000 lifetime novice Contributor

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    I like how it has the belly cut. Nice touch.
     
  4. spudmunkey

    spudmunkey SS.org Regular

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    The center of the belly cut (why it's not called the "gut cut", I'll never know) would be, like, 5" behind the bridge. :lol:

    Looks like it's routed for the Kahler multiscale bridge. Think it's going to get the trem?
     
  5. BIG ND SWEATY

    BIG ND SWEATY Edgy

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    I don't hate the body shape but that headstock is SVS Guitars level bad and his cyber-tribal is still awful.
     
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  6. Cynicanal

    Cynicanal SS.org Regular

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    Aside from the tribal stuff, I actually dig it (although how close the bridge route is to the notch of the V makes me a bit uncomfortable).
     
  7. BlackSG91

    BlackSG91 Loves Black Guitars

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    Demiurge Intrepid Jackass

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    Etherial's concept of what a guitar played by a Klingon looks like > Etherial's concept of what a proper pickup route looks like
     
  9. Spaced Out Ace

    Spaced Out Ace 0 0 1 0 0 6 5 0 3\

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    I wonder if all loose teeth must come from India as well, or if that was just the skeletons.
     
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    BlackSG91 Loves Black Guitars

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  11. Cynicanal

    Cynicanal SS.org Regular

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    You know, I'm usually pretty quick to stand up for guitars in this thread for being cool and just a bit outside the norm, but ^ is a fucking atrocity.
     
  12. spudmunkey

    spudmunkey SS.org Regular

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    Eh...I'm still OK with it in a way, as a piece of folk art.
     
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  13. Demiurge

    Demiurge Intrepid Jackass

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    ^And not all folk art's got that much sideboob.
     
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    That one looks like a bad Photoshop mockup... I call it fake.
     
  15. A-Branger

    A-Branger SS.org Regular

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    BC Rich have the most ridiculous "metal" pointy shapes guitars that only 15yr old kids can love

    Etherial: "hold my beer"
     
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    Spicypickles Sweeps & Mops

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    It’s more than beer causing that kind of delirium.
     
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    misingonestring Irrelevant Name

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    Wolfhorsky Regular idiot

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  20. KnightBrolaire

    KnightBrolaire use tongue, but hole

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    I think you guys are missing the fact that not only is it headless, but it's super short scale since the neck starts at the normal 4th fret of an LP. :nuts:
     
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