Seems chicks no longer like shredders

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  1. Kristofer Dahl

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    See for yourself, here's what happened when I brought my axe to the party...



    Do you share my experience? :D :D
     
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    :lol: :lol: :lol:

    They never liked, what they always liked was handsome guys playing penta boxes over and over pretending it had .................feeling :lol:
     
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    Aha so that's the secret, I know the pentatnoic scale so I'll give it a shot and see what happens :D :D
     
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    Girls always liked strumers not shredders.

    On the other hand you had the guitar strapped on you so why did you need a girl? :p
     
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    I have always dreamed of two chicks at the same time :D
     
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    if you want chicks, grab an acoustic and play wonderwall lol
     
  7. Kristofer Dahl

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    Why does that song have many fast arpeggios..? :D ;)
     
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    Oh boy, thanks for the "pleasure" of imagining what you do with your guitar :noplease:

    :lol:
     
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    Nice Borat'ish voice. :lol:
     
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    LOL, this is cool! pickup selectors are powerful :)
     
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    hehe I am scared as well :ugh:
     
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    If you strum it they will come! :D

    I'll also say if your guitar gives you wood then why are you guys so acting so surprised and scared? Stop denying your inner feelings and embrace the guitar!
     
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    Your guitar is strapped on too high. Chicks don't dig that.
     
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    Your post implies there was once a time girls liked shredding. Chicks don't give a sh*t about guitar solos. If you took all of AAL for examples listeners and asked how many play guitar or some instrument that would be the majority.

    If you want a date from playing I second acoustic and the wonder wall cover. Or pick up piano and start singing R&B. Sorry for us shredders our talent won't score any dates looks like we have to use our looks and charm. When my wife can't sleep she asks me to to discuss music. My wife didn't marry me because I could sweep pick, two hand tap, or play fast etc. all the sh*t sounds the same to a civilian listener. No my wife married me because....well I still have no idea why the **** she married me but I do know shredding played no part.
     
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    You can play one million note per second and be recognized like the boy at the campfire that started playing two weeks ago.
    That's why I don't even ever mention to girls I play.
    It's totally worthless, and it pisses me that 99% of world population grades the campfire guy and the insane shredder at the same level.
    They're good.
    F*** I'm a monster at playing and you would dream my hands fingering on you...
    Play the guitar in your bedroom, don't mention to girls.
    It's better
     
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    It's just that you don't shred fast enough.

    You know what, we men should go on talent strike. If a woman wants to ear 1 billion notes/second, hell, then she should play them by herself.
     
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    A good-looking bassist and an ugly shredder walk into a bar...

    One of 'em is gonna get laid tonight...

    One of 'em is gonna perfect his Paul Gilbirt solo tonight.
     
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    But I need that to play my wide stretch arpeggions!! ;)
     

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