Pickup Lines

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  1. Overtone

    Overtone SS.org Regular

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    -I'm so wound up over you!
    -So which are you... slim, snappy, and noisy, or warm, fat, and mellow?
    -Seems like you're pretty active... I like that!
    -I totally can't wait to mount you!
     
  2. stevexc

    stevexc Contributor

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    It's alright if you're not a single, even if I can't split you I'll still tap you.
     
  3. AngstRiddenDreams

    AngstRiddenDreams Filthy Casual

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    Hey Baby you smell like gravy
     
  4. Mike

    Mike The Traveler

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    Feel my shirt. Know what it's made of? Boyfriend material.

    Oops nvm I'm an idiot...puns over my head.
     
  5. Alex Kenivel

    Alex Kenivel Stunt Guitar

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    Mind if I swap you out?
     
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    jimturmoy Well-Known Member

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    The fun will start once you Blackout
     
  7. Seybsnilksz

    Seybsnilksz SS.org Regular

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    I'll put my Juggernaut into your flying V.

    Get me out of here.
     
  8. Alex Kenivel

    Alex Kenivel Stunt Guitar

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    I noticed you don't have a ring..

    .. would you like to mount directly?
     
  9. Cynic

    Cynic Bored Stiff

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    scream and i'll cut you
     
  10. vilk

    vilk Very Regular

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    Baby you lookin F spaced girl yo g string right over my pole
     
  11. Electric Wizard

    Electric Wizard guy incognito

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    I'm gonna make like a tubescreamer and give your tight low-end a nice mid hump.
     
  12. Overtone

    Overtone SS.org Regular

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    I wanna slap some bare knuckles in there!
     
  13. asher

    asher So Did We

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    Wanna find out if my thick string will fit in your peg hole?
     
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    Mattykoda SS.org Regular

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    Is your favorite position classical or standing up?

    Is there any way we can make this a triplet?

    You sound a bit flat do I pull out or push it?

    I can go down on you all night as long as you don't have swamp ash

    I don't know I tried someone could probably do better with swamp ash haha
     
  15. tacotiklah

    tacotiklah I am Denko (´・ω・`)

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    Girl, you hotter than a Seymour Duncan Slug...
     
  16. Taylor

    Taylor Formerly... someone

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    Are you a tuner? Cuz I wanna drill you.
    Can I strip you down and oil your body?
    Are you MIJ? Cuz damn you are fine. :fawk:

    :lol:
     
  17. Electric Wizard

    Electric Wizard guy incognito

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    Girl, are you a custom guitar that I ordered from the latest SSO flavor of the month "luthier"? Because I spend all my time wondering if we'll ever be together.
     
  18. asher

    asher So Did We

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    /thread
     
  19. tacotiklah

    tacotiklah I am Denko (´・ω・`)

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    This is why I almost miss the rep system. Almost...

    ....ing bravo! :rofl: :yesway:
     
  20. asher

    asher So Did We

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    On similar lines:

    Girl, can I check your holes to make sure they're not from worms?
     

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