Physiological urge to have a kid...wtf

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  1. TheBigGroove

    TheBigGroove SS.org Regular

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    wellp, I'm 6'4" tall and my girlfriend is a little over 6'1...fairly athletic, way better looking than me, has good-head-of-hair genes... All of the sudden I want to make super warrior babies and simultaneously breed the ugliness and receding hairline out of my gene pool. thoughts?

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    goldsteinat0r Zib Zob Zabbity

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    it will be done :metal:
     
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    gunshow86de Beef Jerky Time

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    I once dated a girl that was 6 feet tall. Our friends used to joke about our "Super Aryan" babies (I'm 6'3", we both have blue eyes). Man I'm glad I never got her knocked up. :lol:

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    flexkill Vodka & PentaTonic

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    6 ounces??? You sick fuck!:fawk:
     
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    I'm 5'9" (maybe) dating a girl who is 4'9" (if she stretches upward). This will create very short, sad progeny who will likely be crushed in future battle.

    But you are from Forks.

    Therefore, society has decreed that we will breed preferentially instead of you.

    :fawk:
     
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    HA...not from Forks, live in the area though. Figured people may know where that actually is. Don't hate me for being a real man though, I don't hate you for driving a prius and wiping your ass with a washcloth to save trees :lol: I keed I keed mate. Generalizing/stereotyping is always in good fun here.

    speaking of Forks and breeding though, I read a paper that a geneticist published a while back about a study she did there in the late 90s...basically it boils down to strong genetic similarities among different families in Forks...ie, everyone has been screwing their cousins without knowing it...and I'm sure a fair few that did know it.
     
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    So... You're horn cuz you and your woman are sexy? Go for it.
     
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    Chickenhawk A Bad Idea Contributor

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    Why aren't you actively humping a baby into her...right now?
     
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    can't say that's what I said really at all
     
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    Do it, move to Clallam Bay, and make our football team kick Neah Bay's ass. :lol:
     
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    Haha. I'm from Redmond, WA.

    And I drive a GT-R!

    ...and my girlfriend's Prius. Damn. :wallbash:
     
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    You come on here and basically ask us if it's okay to have sex with your girlfriend? I should fucking neg rep you for that. :nono:
     
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    Metal_Webb Needs more strings

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    Plow her with one of these bad boys....

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    Plow thread?

     
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    You have your farm equipment mixed up.....according to your picture you want him to "Disc" her :lol:
     
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    PLOW THE FIELDS BUT DO NOT PLANT YOUR SEED! XD
     
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    MF_Kitten Set up us the bomb

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    My wife and I are both relatively tall. We'll probably have tall kids too.
     

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