"Not Worth its own thread" Thread

jaxadam

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I just heard the absolute BEST company motto, and whoever came up with this one deserves a raise and their face blown up and put on the front of the building. Theres a pretty well known towing service in my town called "Throne's Towing", and their motto?

"Help is just a throne's tow away."

FUCK that's good.

That is good stuff!
 

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This an "interesting" Reverb ad...

 

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I lived near the Dunn Funeral Home in Bowling Green, Ohio and I always thought they really wasted an opportunity by not using taglines such as "Where you go when you're all Dunn," "Come see us when you're Dunn," etc.
 

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This an "interesting" Reverb ad...

cringe
 

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I lived near the Dunn Funeral Home in Bowling Green, Ohio and I always thought they really wasted an opportunity by not using taglines such as "Where you go when you're all Dunn," "Come see us when you're Dunn," etc.
Hah, that same family owns Dunn Chevrolet out in Perrysburg and they actually do use a cheesy slogan, "its a DUNNNNNNNNNN DEAL!"
 

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Hah, that same family owns Dunn Chevrolet out in Perrysburg and they actually do use a cheesy slogan, "its a DUNNNNNNNNNN DEAL!"
Sometimes I regret I got such a stupid last name. Lee.

Come buy your Lee jeans at Lee's! That's the best I've ever come up with.

I mean, the family claims all sorts of bullshit about Robert E, but it's mostly about the supposed servant girl that he knocked up and paid off to go away that begat our entire line. Yeah, we've always been classy. Hi5s!
 

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Sometimes I regret I got such a stupid last name. Lee.

Come buy your Lee jeans at Lee's! That's the best I've ever come up with.

I mean, the family claims all sorts of bullshit about Robert E, but it's mostly about the supposed servant girl that he knocked up and paid off to go away that begat our entire line. Yeah, we've always been classy. Hi5s!

Lots of potential here. Bare Lee's tanning salon!

Also lots of potential if you breed. Brock Lee, Siri Susanna Lee (Siri S Lee for short), you get the picture.
 

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Anyone else bothered that the font color the forum uses for unread threads is hard to distinguish from the color for stuff you've read already?
 

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Is it just bold vs not bold? That's what it feels like anyway.
Basically. It's just the "font-weight" that's different. On pretty much every screen I have, it's a barely visible difference though.
I use a plugin (Stylus) to hilight unread stuff so that my old-man eyes can pick them out:
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Anyone ever try out these Stone Tone blocks? They seem kind of expensive but they have some decent endorsers. I couldn't find any thread about them, any info out there?

 

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Anyone ever try out these Stone Tone blocks? They seem kind of expensive but they have some decent endorsers. I couldn't find any thread about them, any info out there?

If a StoneTone thread is deleted in the woods when no one is around, does it make a sound? And if it does, did it improve the tone?
 

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I missed the end of that thread, but it was pretty negative, so I’m surprised that it lasted as long as it did.
 


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