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Discussion in 'Extended Range Guitars' started by codyblast, Dec 26, 2013.
Oh man this is going to be sweet.
Go around town looking for a woodchipper being used and ask if you can borrow it.
Oh my god yes. If this actually happens this will be the greatest thing I've ever seen during my time here. And that includes the legendary Ed Roman Photobucket debacle!
climb the tallest structure you can find and drop it headstock first.
Sure, lets reuse what we know is good to save you some dollars.
Ormsby Guitars Hypemachine acceptance video - YouTube
Ormsby Guitars Waitlist Acceptance Program - Entry Video - YouTube
Oh my, what this thread just became
If you smash that guitar on video, holy crap, huge respects. Doing so would mean, I prefer destroying it forever and losing money rather than giving these guys another chance. Powerful message.
Ormsby, you're so incredibly unique . You're one of my favourite characters out there. Everyone raves over Blackmachines ? Let's do Hypemachines ! There's a builder who sucks ? Destroy his guitar and I'll make you one ! You're incredibly professional, dedicated to your work, and at the same time, you're a hilarious dude and you even "troll gently" (your concurrents, I mean). Massive props to your inputs for this thread
And you're the biggest winner in this thread, for good reason.
Not gonna lie, that dudes Pacifica actually held up pretty damn well! Huge fan of your works too Perry, cheers from NSW.
Mr. Ormsby is seriously a man full of class.
Please go full-on epic with the destruction of this guitar!
Will be a great relief AND a wonderful beginning!
Do that "from the highest building Neck/Head first"-thing, followed by putting it in liquid nitrogen and classically smashing it in pieces, so that no Man has ever to worry about such bullshit!
YES. Just YES, Lots of times.
Perry - You Legend.
"This is where I'd Hendrix shred the shit out of this thing before lighting it on fire *stares directly at camera* if it were worth a damn."
If you dressed up as the hulk and said "hulk smash" and beat the crap out of it with a sledge hammer while it is on fire, that would be EPIC.
"Now for some extra, real-life sweeping applications with the Acacia Romulus Multiscale 8.
The kitchen floor after a raw egg food fight!
Your driveway! Sweep hard enough and you get pesky kids' chalk off!
Your gravel path! Nothing works better!"
Hire a martial artist to 360 roundhouse the body off of the neck.
If you're in TX I'll do it
Alternately, if you can source the camera, a super high def slowmo smashfest.
I've been following this thread for awhile and I've come to the conclusion that Perry Ormsby is the best person in the world.
That's what she said.
Not often, but it did happen once. :/
Perry's proven himself to be so awesome it makes me want a Hypemachine or something just to show it
Maybe by the '15 run I'll be closer to good enough to actually warrant it/have the monies.
Can't wait for the Destruction Video / Ormsby Guitar Deal !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!