Jokes of the day!

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  1. DrakkarTyrannis

    DrakkarTyrannis

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    A black baby is in line in Heaven. He watches as everyone moves up, gets their wings, and they fly off. Some get white wings, some get red wings, some even get yellow wings and he gets excited. Getting to the front of the line God sticks a pair of black wings on his back.

    "Does this mean I'm an angel now?" The baby asked.

    God looked to the baby and says "No lil nigga you're a bat. Happy Halloween"
     
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  2. AxRookie

    AxRookie Aspiring Expert

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    Oh shit?!? awww...
     
  3. Andromalia

    Andromalia Pardon my french

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    What's the name of that african tribe who is always sorry ?


    The Gomen Masais.
     
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    narad Progressive metal and politics

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    Finally a joke I can understand.
     
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    please explain, 'cause I don't... :(:D
     
  6. narad

    narad Progressive metal and politics

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    It's a Japanese pun -- "gomenasai" is a way of apologizing in Japanese.
     
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  7. Andromalia

    Andromalia Pardon my french

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    Here's another one for you then.
    Why are the japanese considered clean people ?




    Because they spent 60 years in the showa.
     
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    narad Progressive metal and politics

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    Lol
     
  9. jaxadam

    jaxadam SS.org Regular

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    What’s the difference between a hippo and a zippo?

    One is really heavy and the other’s a little lighter.
     
  10. BlackSG91

    BlackSG91 Loves Black Guitars & Meng Mengs

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    Q: Why don't the French order two eggs for breakfast?
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    A: Because one egg is UN OEUF.:fever:


    ;>)/
     
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    BlackSG91 Loves Black Guitars & Meng Mengs

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    Q: What do you call a Frenchman in sandals?
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    A: Phillipe Floppe.:steve:


    ;>)/
     
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    BlackSG91 Loves Black Guitars & Meng Mengs

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    Q: Have you heard of the French Cheese Factory that exploded?
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    A: There was nothing left of it but DE BRIE.:french:


    ;>)/
     
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    BlackSG91 Loves Black Guitars & Meng Mengs

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    I asked a French person if they played video games...they said Wii!:idea:


    ;>)/
     
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    BlackSG91 Loves Black Guitars & Meng Mengs

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    Q: If Frenchmen eat frogs legs, what do frogs eat?
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    A: French Flies.:yum:


    ;>)/
     
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    BlackSG91 Loves Black Guitars & Meng Mengs

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    Q: Why do the French eat snails?
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    A: They are not much into fast food.:shrug:


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    Andromalia Pardon my french

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    I'm not getting the egg one and I am french. XD
     
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    Just pronounce it like it's english and it kiiiiinda sounds like "enough".
     
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    I am terrified of negative numbers. I’ll stop at nothing to avoid them.
     
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    John New album out now: https://goo.gl/PdPVYh

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    How many calories does my next door neighbor burn by jumping to conclusions?
     
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    John New album out now: https://goo.gl/PdPVYh

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    If the end justifies the means, what justifies the medians, modes, and ranges?
     

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