Jesus vs. Batman

JakSchitt

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Jesus could turn water into wine.....Useful at partys and other select social gatherings..... Batman on the other hand had the Batarang. And if you factor in the recent films, he had Morgan Freeman in his corner. So...

Sandal wearing booze distributor or Gadgetlobbing masked man with Baritone voiced sidekick waiting in the wings.. I know who my money is on.
 

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Batman would distract Jesus with his amazing dance moves (thanks Adam West) and then launch a surprise attack FTW. And he didn't need no stinking cod piece.
 

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Spider Man wins, obviously
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I'm jus sayin Jesus' sidekicks where a bunch of fishermen, Batman's is now Morgan Freeman...take it as you will
 

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Just to clarify, we aren't talking Raptor Jesus here right? Because then it would be a close fight.
 

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You guys do know that Jesus was definitely real, right? Saying Jesus didn't really exist is like saying George Washington didn't exist.

Now if he was really the son of "God" is up to your personal belief. Being of the christian faith, I believe him to have been. That's neither here, or there.

The real question is,"Could Jesus beat Batman in a fight?"

I'd say, no. Jesus would just turn the other cheek, until batman killed him. It would be a pointless fight.

If you want to see a good fight, I say Batman vs. Santa Claus. That's bound to be interesting.:lol:
 

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You guys do know that Jesus was definitely real, right? Saying Jesus didn't really exist is like saying George Washington didn't exist.

Now if he was really the son of "God" is up to your personal belief. Being of the christian faith, I believe him to have been. That's neither here, or there.

The real question is,"Could Jesus beat Batman in a fight?"

I'd say, no. Jesus would just turn the other cheek, until batman killed him. It would be a pointless fight.

If you want to see a good fight, I say Batman vs. Santa Claus. That's bound to be interesting.:lol:

how can you say that jesus was definately real?
no one can say for sure that john frum was ever a real person.
john frum is the deity for many "cargo cults" around south america formed during the war. now consider this, if it is impossible to prove that this deity ever existed less than 100 years ago, what makes us able to prove that jesus christ existed? records? some sort of dna proof?
what proof is there that he did exist?
also, batman would be the winner, but it wouldnt matter because jesus would just come back to life three days after batman gave him the second biggest beating hes ever had and jesus would be like "so what?"
 

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how can you say that jesus was definately real?
no one can say for sure that john frum was ever a real person.
john frum is the deity for many "cargo cults" around south america formed during the war. now consider this, if it is impossible to prove that this deity ever existed less than 100 years ago, what makes us able to prove that jesus christ existed? records? some sort of dna proof?
what proof is there that he did exist?
also, batman would be the winner, but it wouldnt matter because jesus would just come back to life three days after batman gave him the second biggest beating hes ever had and jesus would be like "so what?"

That would be my ideal existence:

Beating the shit out of Jesus, resting for three days, beating the shit out of Jesus, pooning Mary, Rest for three days etc...
 

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I don't know if Jesus was real or not, however I do know that if he was real he would have had a 3 day ban from SS.org with a wooden cross and some big nails.
 

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how can you say that jesus was definately real?
no one can say for sure that john frum was ever a real person.
john frum is the deity for many "cargo cults" around south america formed during the war. now consider this, if it is impossible to prove that this deity ever existed less than 100 years ago, what makes us able to prove that jesus christ existed? records? some sort of dna proof?
what proof is there that he did exist?
also, batman would be the winner, but it wouldnt matter because jesus would just come back to life three days after batman gave him the second biggest beating hes ever had and jesus would be like "so what?"

Well Jesus is in my history book... Alongside plenty of ppl we all agree are/were real. That doesn't mean he was who he said he was... Only that he existed... :shrug:
 

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as much as id love to agrue i feel i need to stick to the op and keep talking about jesus (real or not) getting a beatdown by batman (this would be a very real beatdown)
 


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