If you could fight anyone who would it be?

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England.

All of it.

Way to let an empire fall to pieces, go from Churchill's badassery to wankers like Tony Blair and Gordon Brown, let your music quality drop from the Beatles and Led Zeppelin to Oasis, and even let your goddamned gin drop in quality compared to *France*, guys... time to get back into shape and contribute something other than silly costumes, incorrect spellings, and Bond villains...

Jeff
 

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England.

All of it.

Way to let an empire fall to pieces, go from Churchill's badassery to wankers like Tony Blair and Gordon Brown, let your music quality drop from the Beatles and Led Zeppelin to Oasis, and even let your goddamned gin drop in quality compared to *France*, guys... time to get back into shape and contribute something other than silly costumes, incorrect spellings, and Bond villains...

Jeff

Win:lol::hbang:
 

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Okay, Mr. Australia, where's your country's booze? Don't tell me you're too busy getting destroyed by other inhabitants of your silly little island to make tasty methods of alcohol delivery, you bunch of silly-talking kangaroo-fondlers...

Jeff
 

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The two people I have the biggest problems with right now... Soulja Boy and Fred (The annoying high pitched one from YouTube).
 

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The Bloody Irish Boys.

Okay, Mr. Australia, where's your country's booze? Don't tell me you're too busy getting destroyed by other inhabitants of your silly little island to make tasty methods of alcohol delivery, you bunch of silly-talking kangaroo-fondlers...

Jeff

:nono:

We happen to be the makers of a fantastic vodka that goes by the name of Vodka-O. That company also makes a Gin (called Jinn), a Tequila (Tequila Blu), a white (Kinky Lux Rum) and a dark Rum (Kinky Nero Rum). All of them are fantastic :fawk::lol:
 

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I meant something original - Americans have bourbon, the Dutch invented gin, the French have liqueurs left and right, and Australia seems to be lacking somehow...

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England.

All of it.

Way to let an empire fall to pieces, go from Churchill's badassery to wankers like Tony Blair and Gordon Brown, let your music quality drop from the Beatles and Led Zeppelin to Oasis, and even let your goddamned gin drop in quality compared to *France*, guys... time to get back into shape and contribute something other than silly costumes, incorrect spellings, and Bond villains...

Jeff

It's our spellings that are correct buddy!:lol:

...Although you are spot on about British music.
 

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I meant something original - Americans have bourbon, the Dutch invented gin, the French have liqueurs left and right, and Australia seems to be lacking somehow...

Jeff

:lol: Fair enough, although im pretty sure we have some good liqueurs, and also some of the nicest red wine in the world ;)
 

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The wine isn't bad - but someone needs to start fermenting drop bear blood so the country isn't quite so unoriginal.

Jeff
 

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:lol: I just might do that... it's a risky business though, hunting drop bears. 1 in 1 people who go hunting them never return..
 

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England.

All of it.

Way to let an empire fall to pieces, go from Churchill's badassery to wankers like Tony Blair and Gordon Brown, let your music quality drop from the Beatles and Led Zeppelin to Oasis, and even let your goddamned gin drop in quality compared to *France*, guys... time to get back into shape and contribute something other than silly costumes, incorrect spellings, and Bond villains...

Jeff

our country is a shadow of it's former self, as is yours.

as for incorrect spellings, the language is called English is it not?
 

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Our country was pretty shit from the start, and with a few exceptions stayed that way.

As for the name... pool players call spin 'english', but I don't see you snooty brandy-snifter-holding smoking-jacket-wearing ponces spinning around in bloody circles all the time. We call it 'American' now, and if you don't you hate *freedom*.

Jeff
 

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I knew it, you dirty pinko... you're lucky it isn't Freedom Day anymore, or we'd Revolution the hell out of you again *just* for drinking Earl Grey and talking funny.

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that sure sounds like fighting talk.

in light of this, I'd like to change my previous answer to:

America.
 


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