If SSO was a prison...

Discussion in 'Off-Topic' started by josh pelican, Jan 28, 2011.

  1. Chickenhawk

    Chickenhawk A Bad Idea Contributor

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    Fake?

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    :lol:

    Not so much.

    My girlfriend is actually pissed at me because of it. She was upset when I told her I was growing my beard back out (I once had an amazing full beard, but randomly shaved it all off), but since I did the 1800-do, she flipped her fucking lid :rofl:

    I'm planning to let the sides grow pretty long. Might curl them for a steam punk themed Halloween ensamble.
     
  2. Daemoniac

    Daemoniac Rivethead Magnate. Contributor

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    ^ For the love of God, grow it longer and buy yourself a top-hat :lol:
     
  3. gunshow86de

    gunshow86de Beef Jerky Time

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    And a corn-cob pipe. Possible monocle. :idea:
     
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    jymellis Talk To DeWalt

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    i love leandro! and its not hating. its giving a hard time. like with your little bro ;)
     
  5. sun_of_nothing

    sun_of_nothing King of the Strings

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    hahah I got ya.
     
  6. leandroab

    leandroab Stay Negative™

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    SS.ORG has a growing secret pocket of hate, supposedly led by josh pelican.


    Idk man. Haters gonna hate...


    And I'll shank them mothafuckas :squint:
     
  7. Scar Symmetry

    Scar Symmetry Ex Whiny Bitch

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    I've heard that leandro makes love to jars of jam whilst listening to UB40 in public places.
     
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    ROAR oaf tobar

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    After I kill White Power Bill,
    I will be known all around the land as...

    Dorothy.
     
  9. Chickenhawk

    Chickenhawk A Bad Idea Contributor

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    And this is why this community is so amazing.

    I will keep your suggestions in mind, fine gentlemen. :cool:
     
  10. 13point9

    13point9 Now with Less Hair!

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    all about being a Steampunk Villain :p
     
  11. gunshow86de

    gunshow86de Beef Jerky Time

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    Actually, scratch the corn-cob pipe. You need the pipe that Hans Landa has in Inglourious Basterds (must. resist. urge. to. correct. spelling.).

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  12. Cabinet

    Cabinet :O

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    That thing looks like a mushroom

    Or a UFO
     
  13. Chickenhawk

    Chickenhawk A Bad Idea Contributor

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    You know whats fucking freaky about that? I was hanging out with some friends a few days ago, and we were discussing me getting a pipe, and that exact same idea came up.

    What's cooler than walking into a bar, with a waxed and curled 1800 on your face, tweed top hat, and you pull a massive Hans Landa pipe out of your pocket?

    Nothing. That's what.
     
  14. josh pelican

    josh pelican Banned

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    All of the hate in the world comes from me.

    What's up?
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  15. techcoreriffman

    techcoreriffman : roll :

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    I'd be that quiet kid in the corner who disagrees with everyone and looks like he's about 17 years old and has been shooting up heroin for about 10 years.

    Nobody messes with me, because they're afraid I'll tweak in just the wrong direction, and shank the fuck out of them.

    I'm also the drug dealer.
     
  16. tacotiklah

    tacotiklah I am Denko (´・ω・`)

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    I would be a white version of the dude on the right in this pic:
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    I would ask you if you're finished wit yo' cornbread, and god help you if you say no.
     
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  17. Meatbucket

    Meatbucket The Minotaur

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    The funniest thing about this is that I swear to whatever higher power is up there that I'm actually eating cornbread this very moment.
     
  18. tacotiklah

    tacotiklah I am Denko (´・ω・`)

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    Correction:

    You WERE eating cornbread when you read that. You are now giving what's left of your cornbread to me. :squint:
     
  19. Raoul Duke

    Raoul Duke This is bat country

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    I'd strive to be this dude

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    Dan Senior Member

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    Safe to say i have :lol:'d many times in this thread.

    I'd have to be in there for stealing money from old people to fuel my GAS :D
     

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