If SSO was a prison...

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  1. JeffFromMtl

    JeffFromMtl Уродливый, но честны

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    I'm the recluse that does nothing but read. Nobody knows what I did to get in here and I'm heavily-tattooed, leading many to believe that I have strong gang ties, therefore they fear me. I'm actually here for attempting to steal Shamu.
     
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  2. Chickenhawk

    Chickenhawk A Bad Idea Contributor

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    I'm the guy that tries to intimidate everybody by yelling.

    And got his stay extended for pissing on somebody...:ugh:

    EDIT:

    Or the one everybody like/fears, when he actually never did anything to garner said respect/fear :lol: That's how it is in real life.
     
  3. GATA4

    GATA4 Banned

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    I'll be the one that rates shower rapes on a severity scale from -2 to 31 in order to regulate rape frequencies and make sure you get time off if you get it rough. At the end of an inmate's term, I'm also the guy responsible for putting together and displaying a powerpoint slideshow full of said inmate's experiences and finest moments whilst playing a fitting soundtrack.
     
  4. leftyguitarjoe

    leftyguitarjoe Correct-handed

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    I'd be that guy that always somehow manages to have a stockpile of every drug in existence and sells them.
     
  5. Guitarman700

    Guitarman700 SS.org Regular

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    Except jenkem. Thats my turf.:squint:
     
  6. Scar Symmetry

    Scar Symmetry Ex Whiny Bitch

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    Max would be the reliable, helpful, fair prison guard.

    Mike (eaolian) would be the bearded, tattooed tough guy prison guard that you're scared of.

    technomancer would be the joker prison guard, gives you a few warnings before he beats your ass down.

    leandro would be the crazy guy that everyone knows is so crazy, he's probably not worth crossing. laughs a lot, it gets scary.

    ralphy would be the nice guy, always checking to see how people are doing and making sure they've got enough smokes.

    vampiregenocide would be the "WHYYY MEEEE" guy who was framed for killing his wife by getting set up by his old boss who was sleeping with his wife.

    7SOH would be the resident asshole.

    Rick would be the guy who tries to sell everyone Marlboro cigarettes because he gets paid by a guy from outside.

    JBroll would be the German guy who beats EVERYONE at chess.

    prydogga would be the small crazy Australian guy, like Keithy George in Chopper.

    sami would be the mature, wise Asian dude who people turn to for guidance when going through tough times.

    Demoniac would be the punk always getting in trouble and playing Warhammer in the courtyard.

    bulb would be the guy that EVERYONE wants to be friends with because he can do magic tricks that no-one else can do.

    synrgy would be the 30-and-bitter guy who's been shortchanged and hasn't forgotten it for one second. spouts wisdom occasionally, but mostly nonsense.

    me? that's for you to decide.
     
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    Meatbucket The Minotaur

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    Scar Symmetry - The story narrator, the man that knows everyone's story but never explains why he's there. Most of his input is valid. In truth, he's in for multiple consecutive life sentences. He earned his nickname from the crimes he's in here for. He had a knack for carving and sculpture and that took form in his killings and victims. That's right, he's in for murder. You see, he was the serial killer known to carve intricate patterns into his killings. The odd thing about these patterns is that they are all...Symmetric in Design.
     
  8. Scar Symmetry

    Scar Symmetry Ex Whiny Bitch

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    :lol: I like it!
     
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  9. JeffFromMtl

    JeffFromMtl Уродливый, но честны

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    The conspiracy theorist who's convinced that we're not in here simply for penitence, but that it's all a front to cover up the horrible experiments, social and otherwise, that they're using us as guinea pigs for. You're also a notorious and furious masturbator, who'll put his tight right hand to work, regardless of where you are and who's watching.

    edit: :ninja:'d
     
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  10. Scar Symmetry

    Scar Symmetry Ex Whiny Bitch

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    :lol: Great work!
     
  11. KingAenarion

    KingAenarion Resident Studio Nerd

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    Close...

    I was more thinking he'd by the guy with mythical status because he's been there forever and knows how to get anything...
     
  12. ROAR

    ROAR oaf tobar

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    I'm only in here researching my role as Frightened Inmate #3.




    These ice cream sandwiches are delicious!
     
  13. highlordmugfug

    highlordmugfug themuthaphukkindeath

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    If he was, then we'd have way too many other inmates who would be trying to be the guy who knows how to get anything. That wouldn't work out at all.
     
  14. Customisbetter

    Customisbetter WhiskeyTangoFoxtrot Contributor

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    By the way I'm in for possession with intention to sell including Marijuana and all types of firearms. Also a large chunk of time is from speeding.

    I'm just a Farmer guys.
     
  15. vampiregenocide

    vampiregenocide SS.org Regular

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    I wish I could tell you that Randy fought the good fight, and the Noobs let him be. I wish I could tell you that - but sevenstring.org is no fairy-tale world. He never said who did it, but we all knew. Things went on like that for awhile - ss.org life consists of thread bumping, and then more thread bumping. Every so often, Randy would show up with fresh threads. The Noobs kept at him - sometimes he was able to fight 'em off, sometimes not. And that's how it went for Randy - that was his routine. I do believe those first two years were the worst for him, and I also believe that if things had gone on that way, this place would have got the best of him.

    It's like you're seeing into my future. :lol:
     
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  16. Cyanide Assassin

    Cyanide Assassin play me some metal!!

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    Id be Rorschach...i love his line in thise scene...soo fuckin metal...
     
  17. vampiregenocide

    vampiregenocide SS.org Regular

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    I was going to say him. :lol: So awesome.
     
  18. BrainArt

    BrainArt Deftones Guru.

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    I'm the guy who is friends with everyone, but let's it be known that if anyone crosses me, they'll get shanked. And I'm the guy who keeps Ed's shiv business afloat. :lol:
     
  19. Origin

    Origin Rainbow In The Dark

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    Superjail.
     
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  20. Varcolac

    Varcolac Frets? What frets?

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    I'd be Andy Dufresne.
     

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