If SSO was a prison...

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  1. josh pelican

    josh pelican Banned

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    ... who'd be inside for what?

    This works well on other forums. Let's see if SSO can handle some fun.

    Mods - Prison guards
    Admin - Warden that stays out of it. :cool:

    Randy can be the half-crooked guard. He's got a tough guy facade, but he's pretty soft. There's a side to him the other guards don't know.
    Max can be the nice guard that will offer second meals and have chats with the regulars that don't act out. Kind of like how guards were friends with Michael Duncan in the Green Mile.

    I'd be that regular that's been in for so long no one remembers what he originally did. Whenever I get out of the cell I lash out at other inmates, but never lay a hand on guards. I almost consider them friends, but they have to keep an eye on me to ensure I don't strangle Leandro (who is a chronic kitten choker).
     
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    I'd be the guy in a padded cell.

    Or the one that escapes thanks to some clever use of a spoon, a can of beans, a left sock and a prision key.
     
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    I'd be inside just to be everybody's bitch.
     
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