How sandy is your vagina?

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  1. Raoul Duke

    Raoul Duke This is bat country

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    :lol:

    One of the best mod edits ever :bowdown:
     
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    LUCKY7 ɹǝʇlǝʞs ɹǝʇlǝɥ

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    Marv Attaxx SS.org Regular

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    So much sand in this thread
     
  4. BrainArt

    BrainArt Deftones Guru.

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    Fuck, I hate the beach. :lol:
     
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    djpharoah Awwww Yeaaaah Super Moderator

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    Now it's official - this thread is becoming a dive. :lol:
     
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    ^QUE

    ps are you the one who switched the name:lol:
     
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    Key_Maker 9V inside

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    So much win :lol:
     
  9. Raoul Duke

    Raoul Duke This is bat country

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    Mention vaginas = de rail thread :lol:
     
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    BrainArt Deftones Guru.

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    I think they're waiting for a reason to close the thread. :lol:
     
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    TreWatson Pro Thread Killer

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    yup. got a lot of it.
     
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    Bungle Sir Roger Moore, KBE

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    On Monday I was at home working on some shit, angle grinding some pieces of steel and I also tried my had at MIG welding, which was kinda fun.

    Anyway, I ended up getting something in my eye despite wearing safety glasses. It wasn't getting any better, so I went to a medical centre yesterday, couldn't hack being at work with this shit any more. The doctor told me to got to the eye hospital, which was only a few blocks away, because I was already in the city.

    So I head to the eye hospital, triage nurse takes my details, inverts my eyelid and runs a cotton bud on the underside of it just to check that the "foreign object wasn't stuck to the underside of my eyelid. It didn't tickle. Then I had to wait three hours for a doctor, which isn't the eye hospitals fault I know. The doctor turned out to be a cute chick about my age, 25 or so [​IMG] ! She puts fluorescent/anaesthetic eye drops in, took a look and found the offending piece of metal just above my left pupil. A middle aged doctor comes in and checks it out as well, then instructs her on how to remove the bit of metal, because she hadn't done it before.

    Me: Fuck [​IMG] Pant shitting in progress |------------ | 95% complete.

    She used a needle to scrape it out, which didn't hurt too much, but the worst part was just feeling something poking around your cornea. Then the middle aged doctor had a go too, just to make sure she'd gotten it all out.

    Bit better now though, but they said I'd still feel the scratch there for a while.
     
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    blister7321 SS.org Regular

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    thats crazy dude
     
  14. TreWatson

    TreWatson Pro Thread Killer

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    ouch

    that SOUNDS like it hurts like hell.
     
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    silentrage The DeRailer

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    I'm assuming after she took it out you said something like Hey doc, can you take a look at this? Then you proceeded to remove your pants, then when she's obviously hot and bothered you said you poked me in the socket so it's only fair I poke you back.

    I'm just assuming that's what happened afterwards and you forgot to type it up.
     
  16. Raoul Duke

    Raoul Duke This is bat country

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    I get to finish work @ 2pm today!

    WOOOOO HOOOO!
     
  17. scottro202

    scottro202 I'm walkin' here!!!

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    Ah, I know that feeling ALL TOO WELL :noway:
     
  18. blister7321

    blister7321 SS.org Regular

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    ^ same here
     
  19. Bungle

    Bungle Sir Roger Moore, KBE

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    Yeah, I tried but she said no and I had to give her a Mel Gibson.

    The pain wasn't so bad. Like I said the worst part was the sensation having somebody poke your eyeball. I suppose it's like getting an injection, I don't mind the little bit of pain, but I can't stand the feeling of some shit that isn't me, inside of me.
     
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    Xaios Foolish Mortal

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    Met Stephen Harper today.


    Nice guy.
     
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