Here's a joke I'd like to try out here.

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Lucas Mann walks into a bar and orders a guitar pro and turns to the other patrons and says "pay for this!"
 

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Try this one:

A family are driving behind a dustcart when a dildo flies out and hits their windscreen. Embarrassed and to protect her young sons innocence, the woman says it was an insect, to which one of the boys replied "I'm surprised it could fly with a cock like that!"




I'm here all week, try the veal.
 

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Question: What is a dildo doing in a dust cart?

Answer: What do you think?
 

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What's green and fuzzy, and if it falls out of a tree will kill you?

TUNE IN NEXT WEEK TO FIND OUT!
 


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