MetalDestroyer
Heaven's Football Bat
I just still can't take the sprints seriously. They feel like a sideshow in what is supposed to be the most advanced motorsport, and this one was somehow worse than the sham quali ones. Watching a bunch of teams running around with clown shoes on because there has been essentially no practice is not my idea of a good race weekend. Between weird quali where drivers end up out of place, second "quali" that doesn't mean anything, and pitting in a goddamn 17-lap run because nobody was prepared for how bad softs would be, this whole thing feels like a farce. And the points haul is both too low to incentivize teams to go hard, as well as high enough to dilute the championship points earning.