First Date, Where to Go?

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  1. Belleal

    Belleal Well-Known Member

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    So, look, this question never seems ta end.

    I'm not so sure I want anything more than friendship, but I accepted the date anyway...maybe I'm still looking for love in the obvious places.

    I want friends w/ benefits...But, I'm not sure dating the bartender, cocktail waitress, strippers or other personell, such as clerks at stores, are who I should date. I mean, if I date them shouldn't I find other places ta get my jollies?

    I could use some help before Friday!
     
  2. Yo_Wattup

    Yo_Wattup Kick the Butterfly

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    Strip club.
     
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    Go to the movies and try the popcorn trick.
     
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    Belleal Well-Known Member

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    Ya mean, dump it out letting her feel around the bag in my crotch for some popcorn? Obviously, she'll get pissed. What then? Then explain my dilemma?
     
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    Belleal Well-Known Member

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    Son of a Bitch! She just textd me. She's cold, I should come around and help keep her mind off of it.

    F>>>>>>>>>>>K!!!!!!!

    This is gonna hurt.
     
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    Demiurge Intrepid Jackass

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    If you are decently acquainted with this person and aren't sure what you want out of it, maybe keep things low stakes- maybe just meet for drinks instead of doing the Italian restaurant + movie/mini-golf thing.
     
  7. Belleal

    Belleal Well-Known Member

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    Couldn't think of anything to say. Texted back--yeah its cold

    Ohh...this is gonna hurt
     
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    gunshow86de Beef Jerky Time

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    Be sure to wear your leather jeans. :yesway:
     
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    Subway. So she can learn how to make you sandwiches.

    ... I'm going to hell.
     
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    MetalDaze Repless in Seattle

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    Sunyata Bro Story Cool

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    Set up a volunteer activity with children. Have fun. Win her heart. Get p00n. Get good karma.
     
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    Your basement.
     
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    Discoqueen Dang tootin

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    No, I think he meant the trick where you throw a piece up in the air real high and catch it with your mouth. I have employed it on a few occasions whilst courting females.
     
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    leftyguitarjoe Correct-handed

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    Invite her to the pants party
     
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    seriously though, someplace public/casual so there's not too much pressure on you. movie/concert, a public event or something that isn't so serious shows her that you don't want to rush shit.
     
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    mcd stuff and thangs

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    take her to the zoo and watchda monkies dooo itt!
     
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    Nile Giver of the Likes

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    If you want to imply friends with benefits there is no greater place to start the convo. ^
     
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    TRENCHLORD Banned

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    Just invite her over to partner browse the swinger ads on craigslist.
    Tell her you are only interested in the dirtiest sounding ones.
     
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    Isn't the choice obvious?

    Make-Out Point.
     
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    Titty bar of course. It helped Dane Cook get hooked up with Kate Hudson haha
     

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