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Discussion in 'Off-Topic' started by DaveCarter, Jun 28, 2009.
Well it must be someone from here:
FML: Your everyday life stories
That is so awesome.
^ The culprit.
to be honest.
Huf's got a girlfriend now?
I fail to see a problem.
That really sucks..
Today, me and my boyfriend came back to my house after a night on the town. Thinking the house was empty, we proceeded to have sex. Just as it was getting good my phone rings. It was a text from my mom, "Quiet down. Even your father can tell your faking." FML
no matter how fucked a day you had, comin home and havin a quick read always makes me feel better gold
I'm actually not a fan of fmylife.com and it really annoys me when people use the term 'FML' in their real world vocabluary.
Today, I had a very intense sexual dream that made me come and left me panting when I woke up. It was the best orgasm I'd ever had. The trouble was, it wasn't about a hot girl, or anything sexy. It was about bacon. FML
Today, I was at the movies with my mom and dad and the preview to my "My Sisters Keeper" came on. The trailor started out with "Most babies are accidents..." right as that line was finished my mom elbowed me and laughed. FML
that is freakin' AWESOME... if i had a gf she'd definitely be posting on FML daily...