Confessions Thread! (keep it civil, folks.)

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  1. sniperfreak223

    sniperfreak223 B.C. Rich loyalist

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    I saw one in a music store, and upon seeing "ltd" on the headstock, immediately blurted out "when the fvck did ESP start making acoustics?!?!"

    The clerk just gave me a dirty look and yelled about me using the f bomb.
     
  2. Konfyouzd

    Konfyouzd Return of the Dread-I

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    I had both Barbies and action figures as a child. My father thought this meant I was a homosexual. :lol:
     
  3. tacotiklah

    tacotiklah I am Denko (´・ω・`)

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    This is relevant to my interests... :lol:
     
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    chassless Don'tDeserveMyGuitar

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    i sympathize with this statement. And i DEL.
     
  5. Dan_Vacant

    Dan_Vacant Hi I'm Dan.

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    Well I couldn't think anything and since porn has been brought up Lesbian porn 99% does nothing for me. Not sure if that's normal, and I also want to play country guitar to bad I don't like most country so it's hard to find some stuff to play, to learn from.
     
  6. Pikka Bird

    Pikka Bird Vaya Con Cornholio

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    "Oooh, piiink triaaangle oon her sleeeeve". Really, don't beat yourself up over it. This is no worse than all the other "can't get the girl I want, because..."-posts we're seeing here and there.

    I am thinking the same ATM. We're in the process of recording an album and I cringe at the number of takes I need for the simplest parts and the amount of corrections that are needed for my parts after I think I'm done. It's rather disheartening to say the least.
     
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    chassless Don'tDeserveMyGuitar

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    ^ it's the final product that matters most. who cares about the numbers of takes? maybe you're a perfectionist? Stanley Kubrick has been known to have his actors repeat their scenes dozens of times...
     
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    Chokey Chicken mouth breather

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    To me it's because 99% of lesbian porn lacks feeling, looks unenjoyable, and they more times than not resort to using toys, which is lame to do so frequently, IMO. Then again, with nails as long as they typically have I suppose I'd prefer their hands far away from my parts too.

    Anyway, porn in general, unless it's something I've recorded myself, doesn't do much for me. I like the funny mishaps and that's about it.

    As for confessions, I once swallowed several quarters on purpose. Which is a prime reason that I hate children. Who the .... does that?
     
  9. BlackMastodon

    BlackMastodon \m/ (゚Д゚) \m/ Contributor

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    Navi never bothered or annoyed me in Ocarina of Time. I was actually pretty heartbroken as a kid when she left Link at the end. (Spoilers I guess....)
     
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    asher So Did We

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    I totally teared up at the Zelda/Link finale scene when I finally finished that game as a kid.
     
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    Axayacatl SS.org Regular

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    I posted a short impulsive rant on a politically-oriented thread even though I told myself I would never do that again.
     
  12. tacotiklah

    tacotiklah I am Denko (´・ω・`)

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    I just found out that I have really high blood pressure and I have to take medication for it now. I'm not even 30 yet. :(
     
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    Alberto7 Silly Goose Engineering

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    ^ One of my best friends from my teenage years has had hypertension since he's little. He didn't really have to take medication at the time (I'm not sure nowadays... we haven't seen each other in over 4 years), but he had to be really careful with what he ate and drank.

    I like Fi more than I like Navi, and I actually liked Navi. I like her almost as much as Midna.
    Seeing those three go is heartbreaking though.

    As for something more SSO-oriented, I stopped being a fan of Keith Merrow and Jeff Loomis once they started playing together. I don't know what happened there.
     
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    asher So Did We

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    :wub: Midna so so so so so so much.
     
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    Alberto7 Silly Goose Engineering

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    Oh, Midna's adorable. In fact, she's one of the reasons why I like a friend of mine so much; they're like the same person both physically and in the way they behave, and I constantly say that to her. :lol:
     
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    TheHandOfStone E♭M7(♭5)

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    I've been on this site for 7 years, and I've never owned a 7-string. :ugh:

    I also haven't bought an electric guitar since 2007 (though I did acquire an acoustic + 3 different amplifiers).

    I do the vast majority of my practicing without an amp, however.

    I mostly listen to metal, but sound more like Al di Meola than any metal artist.

    I'm also a bit of a recluse and hate playing for people (despite receiving positive feedback on the rare occasions that I do).

    I've learned a lot about music and guitars on this site, but mostly just lurk the gaming and other OT forums these days.

    Seeing all these newer join dates who have way more interesting things to contribute makes me feel inadequate as a musician.
    ...but then I pick up a guitar and remember why I could never quit, regardless of how much I (or others) enjoy listening. :wub:
     
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    chassless Don'tDeserveMyGuitar

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    what about regular cardiovascular exercise? this usually does wonders, won't it help?
     
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    Ill-Gotten James SS.org Regular

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    About 10 years ago I drank so much I went into a blackout. All I remember from that night was pissing on a car and the owner of the car walking up to me and asking what the hell I was doing? My response was, and please I have no idea why these words came out of my mouth, or what in God's name I was thinking at the time, "Don't worry dude, I do this all the time." Some how I remember the guy giving me a really strange look, which now that I think about it he was probably thinking about punching my lights out. I glad he did not though because truly have no clue what I was thinking at the time. Thankfully that is the only time to my knowledge that I pissed on someone's car.
     
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    Gothic Headhunter Born on a Monday

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    The only video game character whose death even made me come close to tears was Grunt in ME3, and he didn't even die. Not even Mordin's death came as close to Grunt's near-death for me.

    I like Kirk over Picard.

    The Last Of Us doesn't do anything for me. It's everything wrong with video games today as far as I'm concerned.
     
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