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My first day working at a full service gas station was my last. I had just gotten out of a dead end career in amateur porn, and this was one of the only places hiring. Well, they let me go the first afternoon because when I’d get done filling up the car, I’d pull the nozzle out and spray it all over the hood and windshield.
 

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I didn't work at a gas station, but my friend ran one.

This gas station was the most disheveled and decrepit gas station you can imagine. It was probably a front for drug money, no joke. He had less than a dozen customers a day, and spent most of the time just hanging out. There were a lot of cool things about this place though. It had three large truck bays, a full kitchen, and some apartments upstairs that no one was living in.

This friend and I were both growing weed at this time, and he had a very substantial supply of research chemicals. So, what what we did what any reasonable person would do: the band I was in brought all our shit and set it up in one of the truck bays, and we all spent the entire summer having parties involving lots of drugs, loud weird music, and "satanic" rituals.

Also, the bar a few lots over is one of the only places in town that brings up "big" bands and they had papa roach up for their summer solstice show. None of us gave a fuck about Papa roach, but we had a great time getting drunk and stoned watching them for free from lawn chairs on the roof of the gas station.

It was some real trailer park boys meets fear and loathing shit. It's trying to be a real business now, under different management. It's a mindfuck going in there now and remembering what it was and all the wild shit we did there. There's a pot shop in there now too, and I made sure to tell the budtender that we'd drawn a pentacle on the floor of one of the truck bays and sacrificed my friend in a drone metal ritual :lol:

It probably wasn't the healthiest time but it's almost all great memories and I regret nothing.
 

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My first day working at a full service gas station was my last. I had just gotten out of a dead end career in amateur porn, and this was one of the only places hiring. Well, they let me go the first afternoon because when I’d get done filling up the car, I’d pull the nozzle out and spray it all over the hood and windshield.
One of these gas stations where the attendees pump the gas? This sounds like one of these twilight zone towns you pass through in my state maybe like the town garrison or timpani. The type of place that still has that town square from the 1950s. So let’s hear more about this porn
 

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I didn't work at a gas station, but my friend ran one.

This gas station was the most disheveled and decrepit gas station you can imagine. It was probably a front for drug money, no joke. He had less than a dozen customers a day, and spent most of the time just hanging out. There were a lot of cool things about this place though. It had three large truck bays, a full kitchen, and some apartments upstairs that no one was living in.

This friend and I were both growing weed at this time, and he had a very substantial supply of research chemicals. So, what what we did what any reasonable person would do: the band I was in brought all our shit and set it up in one of the truck bays, and we all spent the entire summer having parties involving lots of drugs, loud weird music, and "satanic" rituals.

Also, the bar a few lots over is one of the only places in town that brings up "big" bands and they had papa roach up for their summer solstice show. None of us gave a fuck about Papa roach, but we had a great time getting drunk and stoned watching them for free from lawn chairs on the roof of the gas station.

It was some real trailer park boys meets fear and loathing shit. It's trying to be a real business now, under different management. It's a mindfuck going in there now and remembering what it was and all the wild shit we did there. There's a pot shop in there now too, and I made sure to tell the budtender that we'd drawn a pentacle on the floor of one of the truck bays and sacrificed my friend in a drone metal ritual :lol:

It probably wasn't the healthiest time but it's almost all great memories and I regret nothing.
I love this. When I look at all the wierd stuff that I have witnessed and thought at first this is normal, then take a look at the world and realize this is not normal kind of a thing
 

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Well I’m almost over my kidney stone I have had. It’s been painful. Kind of wishing I wouldn’t have went ham on all the grape sodas and coffe monsters while I was at Sanderson farms. There vending machines were CHEAP!!!!! On another note coming from one of the most humid religions of texas buckle down for a hot summer cause it’s only June and I’m already suffering.
 

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Yea this gas station it’s just at the beggining of the ghetto so ya know at night time it’s not uncommon to see hookers in the Parking lot and then all the drunks and crackheads come through, they re for the most part very polite though. I’m no stranger to the ghetto, we have three homeless shelters in my town. One faith based one in the ghetto and one on highway 80 which 80 may pass through your town to they say it’s basically like Route 66. But yea I would venture to the ghetto every day being homeless to get my free meal from the place Newgate which is the homeless shelter in the ghetto what you’ll find there is a bunch of people standing behind it smoking crack and drinking forty’s. Not everyone knows how to deal with these types of people.
 

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Only at my job.
Some junkies must have been banging it up lol we was just in there mopping then we came back and there was syringe caps laying around the laundry mat and some crack hoes tried to rob me for a bag of Doritos through the drive through shhhersh glad I got a interview at a furniture store today…. Man I have had so many jobs this month
 

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Still ain’t been able to pay the bills fuck can’t wait to get into this cdl school these people are about to give me a 4000 dollar sign on bonus to haul chickens to the same Sanderson farms place I peeled out in there grass….just trying to get the state to approve this wioa application…I had to call and get letters of recomendstion from three company’s that would hire me with 2 dwis older than ten years old but they said I would make 1300 a week it’s gonna be. Along process but I been taking practice cdl test all week long, I read the whole manual a year ago and just forgot about it. Then I started taking the test I was actually doing good I passed all the practice test on this app.. plus I have been a non cdl driver before so I know a lot of the dot stuff …. I hope I can make something better of myself…. If I make that much money I could buy a new house in like two years and rent the house I own out man I would be like king of the gremlins or something if that came true
 

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Still ain’t been able to pay the bills fuck can’t wait to get into this cdl school these people are about to give me a 4000 dollar sign on bonus to haul chickens to the same Sanderson farms place I peeled out in there grass….just trying to get the state to approve this wioa application…I had to call and get letters of recomendstion from three company’s that would hire me with 2 dwis older than ten years old but they said I would make 1300 a week it’s gonna be. Along process but I been taking practice cdl test all week long, I read the whole manual a year ago and just forgot about it. Then I started taking the test I was actually doing good I passed all the practice test on this app.. plus I have been a non cdl driver before so I know a lot of the dot stuff …. I hope I can make something better of myself…. If I make that much money I could buy a new house in like two years and rent the house I own out man I would be like king of the gremlins or something if that came true
Did you work with this guy?
https://www.wlbt.com/2022/07/02/kni...-farms-workers-ends-arrest-critical-injuries/
 

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Naw he is in Mississippi. Hey guess what the lady from the workforce commission called me back about the wioa retraining program. I got denied last time because I had so much in unemployment earnings. The good news is because of all my job switching I am under the ammount to get sent to truck driving school. They want my earnings sent to them and I’m probably gonna get to to go to the school and my mom says she will provide assistance to me to do the 5 week school, if any one is looking for a career you should look up this program through your states workforce commission it’s called wioa in my state. I’m not sure if it works in other states, but I’m hoping this delivers me from the wicked world. I’m doing everything I can. You can look up about Sanderson farms and see all the screwed up stuff saying people wear diapers cause there denied bathroom breaks and all this stuff it’s not a good place.
 

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Still ain’t been able to pay the bills fuck can’t wait to get into this cdl school these people are about to give me a 4000 dollar sign on bonus to haul chickens to the same Sanderson farms place I peeled out in there grass….just trying to get the state to approve this wioa application…I had to call and get letters of recomendstion from three company’s that would hire me with 2 dwis older than ten years old but they said I would make 1300 a week it’s gonna be. Along process but I been taking practice cdl test all week long, I read the whole manual a year ago and just forgot about it. Then I started taking the test I was actually doing good I passed all the practice test on this app.. plus I have been a non cdl driver before so I know a lot of the dot stuff …. I hope I can make something better of myself…. If I make that much money I could buy a new house in like two years and rent the house I own out man I would be like king of the gremlins or something if that came true

Looking forward to reading about you peeling out on their grass with a giant fucking tractor-trailer.
 

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Looking forward to reading about you peeling out on their grass with a giant fucking tractor-trailer.
No way they will put me in jail for that and take your cdl away. I just did that because I wanted to put hope in the oppressed employees of Sanderson farms kind of like the Robin Hood of Sanderson farms Or something. Here’s the thing you need to do right the majority of the time…. But sometimes you got to stand up for your self …. Plus the no walking on the grass rule was dumb why can’t I walk on it?
 

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From: Robin Hood Of Sanderson Farms
To: Trucking USA

"Why would you be a good fit for our company, Mr. Hood?"

"Because sometimes you gotta stand up for yourself. No Walking On Grass rules are dumb. Why can't I walk on grass?"​
"This is a straight-shooting go-getter with serious upper management potential."
 

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"Why would you be a good fit for our company, Mr. Hood?"

"Because sometimes you gotta stand up for yourself. No Walking On Grass rules are dumb. Why can't I walk on grass?"​
Love it…. I also love the movie office space. I also noticed when I read the catcher in the rye after I heard it a nothingface song, then read all the conspiracy’s about this book. I thought the book blowed. After reading it however something about me just quit caring, well I don’t mean quit caring. Something about me is different though.
 


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