Australia Retains The Ashes

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  1. Vyn

    Vyn Not a Sparkly Vampire

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    *Steve Smith Retains The Ashes.

    Actually feel sorry for England, their bowlers have been absolutely rogered by Smith this series. Anyone else been watching?
     
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    MaxOfMetal Likes trem wankery. Super Moderator

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    This is literally the gibberish from a Wes Anderson film.
     
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    Vyn Not a Sparkly Vampire

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    What are you on about cobber? All I said was Australia weren't here to fuck spiders and that England's bowlers were cactus.
     
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    So someone is making bowling shoes? Out of cacti?
     
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    KnightBrolaire pet kitties, spend fiddies

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    ahem, allow me to translate the straya talk
    "england got fucked up in cricket"
    sadly that's all that I can understand from this mad max bogan speak
     
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    Vyn Not a Sparkly Vampire

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    Nah mate, Knight gets it

    They died in the arse completely. Was like they had a fucking galah running the show.
     
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    Andromalia Pardon my french

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    People who play football with the hands should have no say in the legibility of sports nomenclature. :D
     
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    MaxOfMetal Likes trem wankery. Super Moderator

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    You mean soccer? Here in real America we play handegg.
     

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