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  1. Hollowway

    Hollowway Extended Ranger

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    Not a question, but a statement: This thread is still my most favoritist place on the internet.
     
  2. Forrest_H

    Forrest_H How can she slap?

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    Are you taking on apprentices?
     
  3. chassless

    chassless Don'tDeserveMyGuitar

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    oh great Jeff, from Montreal, how do you make long distance relationships work at all?
     
  4. CaptainD00M

    CaptainD00M Lungsman

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    Oh great and mystical font of knowledge, is it mandatory for one to be a wizard or have some affiliation with the occult if one is to play doom metal?

    If so, where does one get schooled in the black arts of wizarding doom?
     
  5. Sofos

    Sofos СофоƆ

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    Who's going to win the Stanley Cup? Tampa or Chicago?

    Though you're probably biased because Tampa beat the Habs :/
     
  6. JeffFromMtl

    JeffFromMtl Уродливый, но честны

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    Whatever/However I want to.

    A man with fine taste, I see.

    My legacy dies with me.

    In my experience, you don't. However, I suppose that if anyone does make one work would be with all of the things that a regular relationship takes: time, energy, kindness, patience, communication, trust, etc. But about 200% more of each.

    It's not mandatory. Mere mortals do stand a chance, however one must worship at the altars of Sunn and Ampeg, and adorn their homes with as many 15-inch speakers as possible.

    Smart money's on the Hawks, but I get the feeling that Tampa's going to take it. When they're rolling, they just score at will.
     
  7. chassless

    chassless Don'tDeserveMyGuitar

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    have some imaginary green.
     
  8. asher

    asher So Did We

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    [​IMG]
     
  9. chassless

    chassless Don'tDeserveMyGuitar

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    i was looking for that! thanks. have some yourself: [​IMG]
     
  10. asher

    asher So Did We

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    I have it and a GIANT neg bar saved in my SSO gallery just for these occasions.
     
  11. Rick

    Rick ALL HAIL DJOD Forum MVP

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    Still the greatest thread in the existence of this place.
     
  12. ihunda

    ihunda SS.org Regular

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    Dear Jeff from Montreal, what's the sweet spot in term of number of guitars in a guitar collection?
     
  13. Forrest_H

    Forrest_H How can she slap?

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    Oh wise Jeff, who is the fairest of them all?
     
  14. groverj3

    groverj3 Bioinformagician

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    Hi, Jeff. My name is Jeff. Does this mean I can also answer these questions?
     
  15. facepalm66

    facepalm66 The Master of Joints

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    Who hell is JeffFromMtl and why on earth is he answering everyones stuff with super cool witty answers?!
     
  16. Rick

    Rick ALL HAIL DJOD Forum MVP

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    Get out. :ban:
     
  17. JeffFromMtl

    JeffFromMtl Уродливый, но честны

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    I'm a minimalist, so I think keeping it utilitarian is the way to go.

    5 guitars will cover all of your musical bases, plus allowing one emotional purchase.

    One holy grail/vintage instrument
    One shred machine
    One blues box
    One twanger
    One acoustic

    We all know where this leads. I refuse to fuel anyone's jealous, homicidal rage.

    I'd like to say yes, but I'm not sure the time is right. However you may, in time, grow into your Jeffdom. Never give up.

    All-knowing, all-seeing, all-powerful Internet Overlord.
     
  18. Mprinsje

    Mprinsje st. anger ain't bad!

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    Oh wise Jeff, help a brother out:

    I'm currently involved in the mystery of "Mprinsje and the missing pickup selector switch".
    Where is it?
     
  19. CaptainD00M

    CaptainD00M Lungsman

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    Oh omnipotent, omniscient all seeing internet-overlord Jeff.

    If one shall Doom, shall one fuzz?
    and if one shall Sludge, shall one not fuzz?
     
  20. Dcm81

    Dcm81 SS.org Regular

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    1. Does it dent?
    2. Diarreah or constapation?
    3. Geht's noch?
     

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