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  1. 7 Dying Trees

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    Tell me your woes, and I shall answer thee, Tell me your sins and I shall advize for free!
     
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    Can a croissant really be used a savory bread? You simply cannot have a bread which is sweet in nature, and even has a chocolate variety, and use it with bacon, and even tuna mayo, as my partner often does!
     
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    TonalArchitect Augmented Chords!

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    Am I beautiful?
     
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    How many fingers am I holding up?
     
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    Where's the booze I left in the van?
     
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    Because with a name like wayne brady everyone loves you. It's extremely wholesome. Kind of like a good loaf of bread. You can butter it, and then just run your fingers over it in sensual pleasure.

    Bread in all it's forms can be used with bacon and cheese, thanks to the bacon cheese rule which states that anything with bacon and cheese immediately becomes edible. Often, in times of impovrishment, bread stuffs have been used as a sexual foreplay aid, and the croissant, being a more upper class form of bread, would have been a luxury. So yes. It goes with meat.

    If beauty is on the inside, then there is a lot of beauty. If we are talking externally, quite frankly, no.

    I'd imagine one middle finger aimed squarely at me :D
     
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    I sense you will find out in approximately 2-3 hours time.
     
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    How does it feel?
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    Did you ever stop believing?
    Does this suit make me look fat?

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    Like sticking your fingers in marmite and stirring the moon with a spoon.
    Unless other agony uncles join me (i've not taken to cross dressing (yet) hence the lack of aunt) then no, so far it is going solo, sort of like a one handed night in front of the computer
    Journey didn't, and nor shall I.
    Yes. I haven't seen a picture, but if you are asking then there must be truth to it.
    I feel to see how this picture is a question, unless it is abstract, in which case the answer is: Marmalade
     
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    God damn it he's good...!
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    Normally I would require payment for my services.

    And, seeing as this could quite well be another question in abstract form:

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    If a train leaves London at 2:32 PM, going north at 123 Km/h and another train leaves New York at 4:19 PM (local time), traveling at a rate of 96m/hr, who eats breakfast first?
     
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    Does God truly exist, and if he does, why am I not wearing any pants?
     
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    Over here, hotshot. :wavey:

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    Are you trying to say he's not wearing pants because all his pants are made out of garbage bags?
     
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    Mr Sean Preston, travelling to Yorkshire. He awakens early for an important meeting, showers, and has 2 eggs, a regurgitated sausage and some sloppy bacon along with a side helping of beans and marmite spread on granary toast.

    I feel these are two questions. One the first, whether a god or gods exist is not an answer i can provide as you must search yourself, either throutgh spiritual awakening, or through music or film to determine if there is a god you believe in, on the second, probably because you worship one depicted with no pants.

    He is not conducting a sermon, and therefore may not wear his robes of communion.

    Only if they are schitzophrenic.
     
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    What's this funny rash on my junk?
     
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    You're driving a bus that has 20 people on it. At the 1st stop, 6 people get off, and 8 people get on. At the 2nd stop, 7 people get off and 9 get on. At the 3rd stop, 8 people get off and 10 get on.

    The question is, what color is the bus driver's hair?
     
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    Should I have more Neon Green objects/clothing/foot ware/misc. to match my UV?
     

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