A Quick Bar of Musical Amusement ;-)

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  1. Popsyche

    Popsyche Contributor

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    You guys deserve this! ;)

    A Quick Bar of Musical Amusement


    C, E-flat, and G go into a bar. The bartender says,
    "Sorry, but we don't serve minors." So, the E-flat
    leaves, and the C and the G have an open fifth between
    them.


    After a few drinks, the fifth is diminished; the G is
    out flat. An F comes in and tries to augment the
    situation, but is not sharp enough.


    Then D comes into the bar and heads straight for the
    bathroom saying, "Excuse me. I'll just be a second."


    Then A comes into the bar, but the bartender is not
    convinced that this relative of C is not a minor. Then
    the bartender notices a B-flat hiding at the end of
    the bar and exclaims, "Get out now! You're the seventh
    minor I've found in this bar tonight."


    The E-flat, not easily deflated, comes back to the bar
    the NEXT night in a 3-piece suit with nicely shined
    shoes.


    The bartender says: "You're looking sharp tonight,
    come on in! This could be a major development. "


    This proves to be the case, as the E-flat takes off
    the suit, and everything else, and is now au naturel.


    Eventually, the C sobers up, and realizes in horror
    that he's under a rest.


    The C is brought to trial, is found guilty of
    contributing to the diminution of a minor, and is
    sentenced to 10 years of DS without Coda at an upscale
    correctional facility.


    On appeal, however, the C is found innocent of any
    wrongdoing, even accidental, and that all accusations
    to the contrary are bass less.


    The bartender decides he needs a rest - and closes the
    bar.
     
  2. OzzyC

    OzzyC :ubersquint:

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    Hey, Pops. Travis, the dude sitting next to me as I write this, wants more pitures of your 13 year old daughter. :lol:

    Thanks,
    Oz.
     
  3. TonalArchitect

    TonalArchitect Augmented Chords!

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    Epic harmony joke.
     
  4. Battousai

    Battousai Proud SSorg member

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    i enjoyed it so much i bookmarked this.. one of the cleverest jokes ive read
     
  5. SteveDendura

    SteveDendura SS.org Regular

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    I don't get it. :noway:

    hahaha just kidding!!! :cheers: That's a good one. :lol:

    I think I might print it and hang it on my wall!
     
  6. eleven59

    eleven59 None shall pass. Contributor

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    :rofl: Amazing.
     
  7. budda

    budda Guiterrorizer Contributor

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    am i the only one who's heard/read this before? :lol:
     
  8. cadenhead

    cadenhead Get Some!

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    abyssalservant Ascaris

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    Oh dear gods *hides face* the suit thing took me a moment and then it smacked me in the face . . .
     
  10. All_¥our_Bass

    All_¥our_Bass Deathly Chuuni

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    Nope. I've read these before (on this site too!!)

    But they're still awesome. :rofl:
     
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    twiztedchild Banned

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    Nice I know a few people that wouldnt know what the hell it says :lol:
     
  12. damigu

    damigu stay tuned

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    it's a rerun for me, too. a classic that makes me laugh every time.
     
  13. The Atomic Ass

    The Atomic Ass Redefining Sound

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    Him, me, and JJ makes three. :lol:
     
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    Luan SS.org Regular

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    This is the kind of jokes musicians who don't have sex love :lol:.
     

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