A DAMN FINE EXPLANATION ;-)

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  1. Popsyche

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    A DAMN FINE EXPLANATION What u think?

    The wife came home early and found her husband in their bedroom making
    love to a very attractive young woman. And she was somewhat upset.'You
    are a disrespectful pig!' she cried. 'How dare you do this to me -- a
    faithful wife, the mother of your children! I'm leaving you. I want a
    divorce straight away!' And the husband replied, 'Hang on just a minute,

    love, so at least I can tell you what happened.' 'Fine, go ahead,' she
    sobbed,' but they'll be the last words you'll say to me!'And the husband

    began -- 'Well, I was getting into the car to drive home, and this young

    lady here asked me for a lift. She looked so down and out and
    defenceless that I took pity on her and let her into the car. I noticed
    that she was very thin, not well dressed and very dirty. She told me
    that she hadn't eaten for three days. So, in my compassion, I brought
    her home and warmed up the enchiladas I made for you last night, the
    ones you wouldn't eat because you're afraid you'll put on weight. The
    poor thing devoured them in moments.Since she needed a good clean-up, I
    suggested a shower, and while she was doing that, I noticed her clothes
    were dirty and full of holes, so I threw them away. Then, as she needed
    clothes, I gave her the designer jeans that you have had for a few
    years, but don't use because you say they are too tight.I also gave her
    the underwear that was your anniversary present, which you don't use
    because I don't have good taste. I found the sexy blouse my sister gave
    you for Christmas that you don't use just to annoy her, and I also
    donated those boots you bought at the expensive boutique and don't use
    because someone at work has a pair the same.' The husband took a quick
    breath and continued - 'She was so grateful for my understanding and
    help that as I walked her to the door, she turned to me with tears in
    her eyes and said, 'Please ... Do you have anything else that your wife
    doesn't use?'
     
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    Dude! It's a joke! Not a great social statment about the morality of marriage. :rolleyes:
     
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