2 Nuns ;-)

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  1. Popsyche

    Popsyche Contributor

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    Two nuns, Sister Catherine and Sister Helen, are traveling through
    Europe in their car. They get to Transylvania and are stopped at a traffic light.
    Suddenly, out of nowhere, a tiny little Dracula jumps onto the hood of
    the car and hisses through the windshield.

    'Quick, quick!' shouts Sister Catherine. 'What shall we do?'

    'Turn the windshield wipers on. That will get rid of the abomination,'
    says Sister Helen.

    Sister Catherine switches them on, knocking Dracula about, but he clings
    on and continues hissing at the nuns.

    'What shall I do now?' she shouts.

    'Switch on the windshield washer. I filled it up with Holy Water at the Vatican,' says Sister Helen.

    Sister Catherine turns on the windshield washer. Dracula screams as the
    water burns his skin, but he clings on and continues hissing at the nuns.

    'Now what?' shouts Sister Catherine.

    'Show him your cross,' says Sister Helen.

    'Now you're talking,' says Sister Catherine.

    She opens the window and shouts, 'Get the fuck off the car'
     
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    Thin_Ice_77 You'll never make it

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    *Facepalm*










    :lol:
     
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    Abhorred SS.org Regular

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    :lol:

    I read that one to my girlfriend, who's not normally a "joke person" and even she laughed.

    :yesway:
     
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    I was hoping for something a bit more lewd and blasphemous :lol:
     
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    Sebastian SS.org Regular

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    I didnt expect taht :rofl:
    :lol:
     
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    sami porkshop sammiches

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    wat

    :lol:
     
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    damigu stay tuned

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    :rofl:

    wordplay is the best humor!
     
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    ........................I don't get it :ugh:
     
  9. JJ Rodriguez

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    She's being "cross", or angry.
     
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    Groff Medicine Chief/RHLC© Contributor

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    I've never heard it used that way. Interesting.
     
  11. damigu

    damigu stay tuned

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    it's one of the adjective definitions of cross.
     
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    auxioluck Metal Teddy Bear

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    cross is more a british thing I think, but then again I was wrong about that weird guy outside the window.
     
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    heheheh :lol:
     

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