I'd dress in sexy lingerie, invite them up to the bedroom, seduce them, then fall in love with them and get married and have 3 children - named, Ronnie (he's the oldest and is a senior at the local high school) Henry (he's the middle child, who has gone through bullying for his glasses, but...
You've also got the whole realm of gypsy jazz/swing, obviously with Django Reinhardt being the first to name.
You've got so many other players though:
Stochelo, Angelo Debarre, Bireli, and one of my favourites: Jimmy Rosenberg
But bebop is still fvcking great: even Django...