Your sig is god-tier. And so very very accurate. Another one would be
"Hi, I'm Paul from Guitar World. I have here the best, most heaviest amp for metal in all of the world. Let me hook up my Death Metal pedal to it and play with a crunch tone while turning the tone knobs on my guitar all the way down."
I love the Axe fx but never really vibed with any of the fuzzes. So I stumbled upon this pedal when I was on talkbass trying to find people to trade some of my gear with. I couldn't do a trade but just bought it straight up.