Zombies -- a new national threat

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  1. Jeff

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    I am prepared in case of zombie infestation
     
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    "You removed their heads..."
    "I wanted to remove even more."

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    ha ha bush is dumb!!
     
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    Zombies are the only reason I have all of my swords.

    I plan on picking up a shotgun to fend them off too.

    It's sad, but if this were really true, I'd be behind the president, not the 50 million dollars part (that's crazy), but to be prepared for the imminent zombie infestation. :lol:
     
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    Awesome!!! :yesway:
     
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    I can almost believe he would actually think zombies were a threat to us.
     
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    i love the line "they should be eating American beef"
     
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    I'll gladly stand firm behind Bush in the event of a zombie invasion.



















    Preferably, about 50-100 feet behind. That'll give me a 50-100 foot head start in case the zombies eat him first, and zombies are kind of slow, soo that should be enough. :agreed:
     
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    If a zombie invasion occured I'd buy stock in all the major gun manufactures and the NRA....they probably don't have stock, but I'd do it anyway...
     
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    Of course you don't have to be the fastest... just don't be the slowest. It's the American way.

    Jeff
     
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    ^:agreed:
    I don't have to outrun the zombies, I just gotta outrun you guys.:lol:
     
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