Youtube Guitar instructional FAIL thread....

Discussion in 'Music Theory, Lessons & Techniques' started by shaneroo, Oct 18, 2010.

  1. shaneroo

    shaneroo Oh, herrrrro...... Forum MVP

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    searched, couldn't find it....
    so, go for it i guess...... in the memory of the best of the best.... Larry Conklin, here we go....

     
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    Black_tear SS.org Regular

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    Oh my gooooodd:eek:.
    He has all the Yngwie moves though, i mean, the hair "whiplash" and the "curtain opener":lol:

    and there's more on youtube

    (error with the reply button :mad:)
     
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    Black_tear SS.org Regular

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    (error with the reply button :mad:)
     
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    Psychobuddy edxgxsrfrz

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    It looks like I'm watching the unholy love child of Paul Gilbert and Ritchie Kotzen...after he heard the first Malmsteen record.

    I keep watching him throw the guitar...over and over and over and over.

    Priceless, thanks for posting.
     
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    GiantBaba omnicidal godmachine Contributor

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    "What if I played my guitar inside a tin can at the bottom of the ocean? That's what I want to sound like."

    also, nice articulation lol
     
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    Splinterhead Sojourner Contributor

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    Looks like he's got zee whole "G major, E minor" thing down. :rolleyes:
     
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    stuz719 Stoic. With a small "s".

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    Distinctly lacking in sufficient wah-wah bar activity.

    Therefore deemed false.

    :lol:
     
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    Because of such users Line 6 is still not bankrupt. :lol:
     
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    What..the fuck?
     
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    signalgrey Ambiente Savante

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    first. he is totally CVLT.
    second. im pretty sure hes wasted
    third. hes totally using one of those ZOOM multieffects
    Fourth. im pretty sure he masterbates in the mirror using his tears to lubricate
     
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    :bowdown:3:56 LMAO!
     
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    I think you just destroyed my will to continue to play guitar by driving me to the pits of despair with bad playing.
     
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    ivancic1al Probrem?

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    aaaaaaaaahahahahahahahaas;lghsl;:lol::lol::lol:
     
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    Is his guitar connected to an atari game system or something?
     
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    OrsusMetal In brightest day...

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    Mad skills. Shane, admit it. You've been outdone.



























    :lol:
    :wub:
     
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    Customisbetter WhiskeyTangoFoxtrot Contributor

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    I saw this on FB earlier and i is indeed hilarious.

    I personally like the hair movement. It almost seems that he focuses on that more than playing. :rofl:
     
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    I was thinking Kirk Hammet and Dave Mustaine, before Kirk started taking grooming advice from Carlos Santana.

    Ray
     
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    Here's the transcript:

     
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