Southern Baptist leader on yoga: Not Christianity - Yahoo! News LOL christians. Calmly meditating is spooky? I was raised in a pentecostal church. The preacher will hit you on the forehead and the "power of god" will cause you to fall down. Someone will jump up and start babbling a bunch of bullshit and then someone else will stand up and "translate" what god is trying to tell everyone (if it was god talking wouldnt everyone understand it anyway?). People randomly get up and run around the inside of the building screaming and yelling with the "holy spirit" and fall down and do a half-assed break dance. Yoga is spooky.