Worst chaffing ever on the worst spot ever.

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  1. MacTown09

    MacTown09 SS.org Regular

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    This is a VERY serious discussion. I have bad chaffing on my testicles. I jumped rope for about 10 mins today (do this often) and then it started hurting. I wear spandex while i workout to prevent this. I just took off my shorts and my boxers were stuck to my testes and i had to peel them off. Worst pain ever.

    Does anyone know a good fix for this? Sorry for this being kinda an awkward thread.
     
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    A thorough dusting with regular gold bond powder before and after.
     
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    ill go get some tomorrow. Thanks man
     
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    ralphy1976 1 less ERGNESS

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    otherwise you can try vaseline or even better try to get some Triathlete anti chaffing cream, it works wonders
     
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    I don't know about that specific location, but I used to surf a lot, and the gold bond helped a ton with shorts and chest rash.
     
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    Holy crap dude! I ran without any boxers to wick my sweat and had a ..general area rash for days and it BURNED. Walking was agony. But my affirmity was my own damn fault, can't imagine the frustration you feel :lol:
     
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    I dunno what gold bond powder is (mentioned above), but try talcum powder
     
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    Wearing something as tight as spandex seems like it may have hurt a lot more than helped due to them holding sweat in and being tight.

    Shaving your balls removes a natural layer of chaffing protection, so if you do that stop. I shave the top area above my dick, trim my balls and leave the taint alone. It's the best balance of practicality and being aesthetically pleasing.

    Powder your thighs and balls a little.

    Wear cotton undergarments. The ones that fall between boxers and briefs are probably best. They'll keep your balls off of your legs but wont cause problems of their own.

    I hope that helps. Any pain and discomfort there is worse than anywhere else.
     
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    Dude, you are a fucking man's man! +Rep!
     
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    For reference, this is goldbond powder

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    If it lasts or the symptoms come up again it might be eczema, and you should treat it :)
    This may cause some fluid to come out and make your testees stick to your boxers when it dries.
     
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    Quoted for amazing truth (and exactly how I do things).

    Plus, if you live anywhere there is a chance of having spiders near your sleeping/resting area, or where you keep your dirty gym cloths; heed this warning:

    Goldbond Medicated is like candy for spiders...they love the shit.
     
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    :agreed:
     
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    Wow, thanks for totally ruining my night. I freakin' hate spiders! :(
     
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    next time dust with baby powder before jumping rope ;)
     
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    simply remove your balls. not only do you keep from chaffing but you can gross your friends out by doing the mangina trick rather easily
     
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    AHAHAH! +rep for that one

    on a serious note though, trim your sack and dust your thighs and balls with baby powder before you work out, that should take care of the problem.
     
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    I shave the all above the dick, around the dick, the balls, and some of the gouche. I never chafe.

    Funny thing is, whenever I shave the testicles, I usually dry shave... mostly in the shower, of course, but I can do it without water. Fuck, I don't even use any after shave products on the balls and still don't chafe.

    Could I just be immune since I've been doing it for so long? I don't know.

    In regards to undergarments, I wear the boxer briefs. They have the length of boxers and the elasticity of briefs. Not too tight, but not too loose. Just fucking perfect.
     

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