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  1. OzzyC

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    ...the crazy ones that like me? :ugh:

    This chick I've kinda known as a friend (kinda...more like sister-of-a-friend) recently started flirting with me. I didn't really notice at first, as it was just an occasional hug to begin with. (Something I'd offer to or take from any decent female friend of mine.) But, she kept on progressing, even to the point where it's painfully obvious to me! :noplease: I've never had a positive reaction to what she's been doing, but I haven't said anything negative as of yet (at least, not to her.) She has an attitude around me that might be described as 'bubbly' always talking, and laughing- but also gossiping, something I've never been fond of. I've also heard horror stories about how she treats other people from a great friend of mine who I trust immensely more. This friend is so adverse to the girl that she would go as far as disassociating herself from me if I were to start dating her. (Something I wouldn't want to happen, and besides that, I've never had an interest in that girl.)

    So, am I the only one? Any tips on breaking a pseudo-relationship? How easy is it to get a fake ID and passport and get to Canada? Etc, etc. :wavey:
     
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    Get JJ to masquerade as you for a week.

    You'll get what you need (peace, quiet, solitude from said beastie), and he'll get what he needs (female, breasts, sex, protein, dinner for a month).

    :squint:
     
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    telecaster90 Smokestack Lightning Contributor

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    My idea would be to just let her down gently. Just be honest with her, but still caring. If she bails becuase you don't like her in that way, then she wasn't worth having around in the first place :yesway:
     
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    Maybe, but how would he get here? It's a whole different country!
     
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    :shrug:

    I'm not giving you all the answers, foo'!

    I'm giving you some disparate lumps of clay that you will weave into an elegant (clay) tapestry.
     
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    you could send her up here I guess, is she hot?
     
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    Not by your standards.

    She isn't 14 and isn't two dimensional.

    Sorry. :wub:
     
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    What is it with you people and picking the most sane option. :nuts:

    Makes sense, but I'm not sure she was ever worth having around. :spock:

    Nope, and Simon, she's VERY 3-d. She's about 5'2" and I wouldn't be too surprised if she weighed almost as much as myself. :eek: She's 16 or 17, BTW
     
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    ok..so she fat? :lol:
     
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    She's my age and a foot shorter than me, and apparently fat...

    well she's 1/3 there
     
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    Yeah, but that's not really the problem.:lol:

    The part that I have a problem with is that she's friggin' annoying and doesn't take a clue. :lol:

    L7, I just noticed you play trombone. :metal: I used to play in middle school.

    FTR, I weigh about 230 and am 5'10".
     
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    ah.. so she is fat but not huge..:lol:
     
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    Suprised this hasn't been said yet.

    Hit it and quit it!

    That'd actually make the situation worse...but I'll be damned if it sure as hell isn't fun to say...er...type.

    HIT IT AND QUIT IT!
     
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    Um...yeah....No, thanks. :spock:


    Mildly funny, I suppose.























































































































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    :agreed:

    Dirty Sanchez would fix the situation right quick.:barf:
     
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    Three words: "I am gay!"

    That would sort it... :yesway:
     
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    :rofl:
     
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    HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHA!
     
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    At least he wouldn't be lying. :fawk:


    :lol:
     
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    Just tell her no if you're not interested. If you are interested, tell her yes. If your friend bails because you're doing some chick she doesn't like, then I'm sorry to say she's a cunt. Friends are allowed to express their opinions, but giving you an ultimatum like that when you're not even fucking her? Ridiculous.
     
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