"Werewood".. Really, UG?

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  1. Jakke

    Jakke Pretty wisdomous

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    Deadnightshade U gonna eat that?

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    What's next? Wood menstruation cycle?
     
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    wut? :nuts:

    Full moon wood! :rofl: Sound like a bad porno
     
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    Jakke Pretty wisdomous

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    This might be the most stupid thing I have ever read on that site, but yet I keep coming back...
     
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    dvon21 SS.org Regular

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    Ah yes, the dreaded werewood...

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    On sombre October nights,
    Whilst little long-haired devils
    nod their metal-heads to sleep.
    Perturbèd trees tremble
    away their wilted leaves.
    The Werewood Wyldely shrieks
    Her squeals into the streets.
    We collectively weep
    for a most forlorn Werewood story.
     
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    Nile Giver of the Likes

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    :lol::lol::lol:
     
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    dvon21 SS.org Regular

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    :lol::lol::lol::lol: I actually put this in my poetry journal.

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    soundgardener75 Resident Weirdo

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    OMGOMGOMG, so sharing this on my facebook and the other forums! :lol:
     
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    SpaceDock Shred till your dead

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    I know that harvesting plants in the day vs night makes a big difference because the plants will have more liquid in the leaves/fruited parts while photo synthesizing, but during moon cycles?
     
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    MetalGravy Making a meat suit

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    Doesn't the "were" part mean "man"? :scratch:
     
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    Yep, so this article translates to "manwood" which is even worse.:lol:
     
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    I heard Blackmachine is using werewood in his 2013 run....
     
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    Mr. Big Noodles Theory God

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    404. Is this the article?

    "Werewood"

    *Edit: Nevermind, it's going to the article now. It looks like they reference the one I found, though.*

    "Werewood!" "There, wood. There, castle."

    Also,

    :lol:
     
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    Sephael Divine Paradøx Contributor

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    Not necessarily the moon cycle directly effecting them, but many plants to have altered chemistry during specific lunar phases. Herbivore insects that eat plants more heavily during the full moon will illicit a response where the plant tries to be less appealing and harder to digest.

    https://sharepoint.cahnrs.wsu.edu/blogs/urbanhort/Media/Vogt%20article.pdf


    that being said, I doubt it is going to make much of a difference, unlike climate during growth which led to the amazing tone of a Stradivarius
     
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    The Uncreator Control The Sun

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    UG is kind of useless now aside from tabs. News wise is just trash mostly.

    "dave mustaine farts"

    "Slash is being slash"

    "Dave mustaine farted on slash"
     
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    Jakke Pretty wisdomous

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    I think I would pay to see that...:ugh:
     
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    MythicSquirrel #menswear

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    I heard they used to do heroin together all the time, so yeah, at some point that probably happened.
     
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    Metal_Webb Needs more strings

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    From the article.....


    Really. Never wood have guessed.
     
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    Randyrhoads123 Got a 7

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    dat handwriting :cool:
     
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    Jakke Pretty wisdomous

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    ^It's very nice IMO.

    Personally, when I had a presentation on the whiteboard in highschool, my english teacher said my handwrinting was good enough to be a doctor or a professor. Which is not much of a compliment when you think about it:lol:

    I heard that it was dampness and heat causing fungi to attack the wood he was going to use, which led to their splendid tone. Labs have even been able to make new Stradivarus' armed with that insight.
     

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