Walmart to Ban Try-it-Before-You-Buy-it

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  1. SenorDingDong

    SenorDingDong Smeller of Smells

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    Look at this shit!


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    Ridiculous!




    How they could think this is acceptable policy is beyond me. :noplease:

    I for one will be taking my business elsewhere.
     
  2. scottro202

    scottro202 I'm walkin' here!!!

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    This is why I work for target :yesway:
     
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    The Uncreator Control The Sun

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    Yep, I just walk in there and put 5,6 or even 7 condoms and just chill. Do nothing, dick hanging out with 7 layers of elastic. Try to get different colors to create an effect.

    Yep.
     
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    I like to see how the different colors work with my skin tones damn it!
     
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    Pitiless bastards...
     
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    Cynic Bored Stiff

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    fuk walmart tryna get my dick swang on n they gonna end up dick swung on

    word
     
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    :lol: i had the funniest mental image just now
     
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    Xaios Foolish Mortal Contributor

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    Of course, you know that this kind of tag probably wouldn't have gotten put on display unless someone had actually done it. :lol:
     
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    Handbanana SS.org Regular

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    LOL, im pretty sure thats not why you work at target....jk
     
  10. tacotiklah

    tacotiklah I am Denko (´・ω・`)

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    My thoughts exactly. Back when I worked there it was late one night and at about the end of my shift (I worked 2pm-11pm) some teenager thought (and admittedly so) it was funny to go to the pets department, hit up the P.A. system and start singing I Like Big Butts.

    Not long after that I saw signs attached to the phone that said "Not to be used for karaoke" :lol:
     
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    But this pic was taken at Walgreens.
     
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    It's true, as a former Walgreens employee I can verify that specific type of "3-up" ad-tag is the same exact one we used as well as having the same exact type of mylar price tag, although recently out stores have undergone a CCR (not the band type unfortunately) so they no longer look like that - but the price also matches.

    I was also hoping no one would point that out, but fuck em I'm a FORMER employee for a reason
     
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    I'm also a former Walgreens employee.
     
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    I'm not a former walgreens employee
     
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    You're whats known as a "lucky one" them :yesway:
     
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    How else are we supposed to sling dick properly? This is an outrage. #occupycondomaisle
     
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    Way to destroy my anti-Walmart propaganda, narc.
     
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    ilyti Lazy Ryebread Viking

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    This is completely relevant to this discussion:

    Horny People Of Walmart | Dlisted

     

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