Viking name generator

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  1. techjsteele

    techjsteele Contributor

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    In the spirit of Huf's vampire name generator, I bring you the Viking name generator! Enjoy!

    :hungus:

    The Quarter -- What's YOUR Viking Name?


    EDIT: Here's mine

    Jósurr Foesbane


    Your Viking Personality: You're a doughty, stalwart Viking. You have a thirst for battle, and tend to strike first and think later. You're not a "berserker", but you're among the toughest sane Vikings around.
    You can handle long sea voyages easily, despite the lack of amenities. You possess some skills which other Vikings respect, though in your case their respect is tinged with fear.
    You don't have a lot of tact, so it's lucky Vikings never cared much for diplomacy. Other people tend to think of you as manipulative and conniving.
     
  2. scottro202

    scottro202 I'm walkin' here!!!

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    Sóti Sheeptipper

    Your Viking Personality: The tougher Vikings might let you on the boat, but generally only when they need ballast. Both your friends and your enemies think you're a little weird. You might be able to hold your own on the battlefield, but you're no "berserker".
    A long sea voyage aboard a Viking longboat would be difficult for you, but you might be able to manage it. Other Vikings consider you "one of the guys".
    You have a fairly pragmatic attitude towards life, and tend not to expend effort in areas where it would be wasted. Due to your gregariousness, you don't strike fear into the hearts of your victims. Try to be a little more surly in the future.

    :hungus:
     
  3. Variant

    Variant Banned

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    I approve of this far over fuckin' vampires. :agreed:

    Reyrketill Madbear
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  4. techcoreriffman

    techcoreriffman : roll :

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    Jörundr Ironhorse ​
    Your Viking Personality: You're a doughty, stalwart Viking. You have a thirst for battle, and tend to strike first and think later. You're not a "berserker", but you're among the toughest sane Vikings around.
    You might grumble a bit at the lack of amenities on board a Viking longboat, but you can handle it. Other Vikings consider you "one of the guys".
    You don't have a lot of tact, so it's lucky Vikings never cared much for diplomacy. You sometimes come off as a bit of a snob. Vikings are not snobbish people -- they either like you, or they kill you. Try to be more like a Viking.

    sweetness :hbang:
     
  5. oremus91

    oremus91 Melodeth-er

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    Bálki Leafslayer
    Your Viking Personality: You might have a Norse name, but you really don't have what it takes to be a true Viking. Both your friends and your enemies think you're a little weird. You probably know which end of a sword to hold, but you're not a fearsome fighter by any stretch of the imagination.
    You would have a very tough time making a long sea voyage in a Viking longboat. Other Vikings tolerate your presence, though they're not quite sure if they can trust you to fight dirty.
    You have a fairly pragmatic attitude towards life, and tend not to expend effort in areas where it would be wasted. You sometimes come off as a bit of a snob. Vikings are not snobbish people -- they either like you, or they kill you. Try to be more like a Viking.



    'BR00TAHLLY'... honest XD
     
  6. Empryrean

    Empryrean Undecided forever

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    Þóðrekr Madbear​


    Your Viking Personality: You're a fearsome Viking, but you aren't completely uncivilized. The other Vikings make fun of you for that. You have a thirst for battle -- unfortunately, you're not terribly good at it. You probably know which end of a sword to hold, but you're not a fearsome fighter by any stretch of the imagination.

    A long sea voyage aboard a Viking longboat would be difficult for you, but you might be able to manage it. You possess some skills which other Vikings respect.

    You have a fairly pragmatic attitude towards life, and tend not to expend effort in areas where it would be wasted. You sometimes come off as a bit of a snob. Vikings are not snobbish people -- they either like you, or they kill you. Try to be more like a Viking.

    What!?:lol:
     
  7. Gamba

    Gamba Elite Troop

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    Your Viking Name is...
    Rauðúlfr Bearmangler

    Your Viking Personality: You're a doughty, stalwart Viking. You have a thirst for battle, and tend to strike first and think later. As a Viking, you're one of the "berserkers", and rush into battle with no clothes on. If the sight of you naked isn't enough to disable the enemy, your sword certainly will be.

    You might grumble a bit at the lack of amenities on board a Viking longboat, but you can handle it. You possess some skills which other Vikings respect.

    You don't have a lot of tact, so it's lucky Vikings never cared much for diplomacy. Other people tend to think of you as manipulative and conniving.

    I'm a naked berseker! YEAH!:taunt::hungus:
     
  8. Bevo

    Bevo SS.org Regular

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    Bekan Madhorse ​
    Your Viking Personality: You're a fearsome Viking, but you aren't completely uncivilized. The other Vikings make fun of you for that. You are strong and tireless, frequently shouldering burdens that would tire lesser men. You're not a "berserker", but you're among the toughest sane Vikings around.
    If you ever tried to make a voyage in a Viking longboat, you would die. Either from seasickness, or from your shipmates throwing you overboard into shark-infested waters. You possess some skills which other Vikings respect.
    You have a fairly pragmatic attitude towards life, and tend not to expend effort in areas where it would be wasted. You sometimes come off as a bit of a snob. Vikings are not snobbish people -- they either like you, or they kill you. Try to be more like a Viking.

     
  9. Brendan G

    Brendan G What is this then?

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    Bröndólfr Bearmangler
    Your Viking Personality: You're a doughty, stalwart Viking. You have a thirst for battle, and tend to strike first and think later. As a Viking, you're one of the "berserkers", and rush into battle with no clothes on. If the sight of you naked isn't enough to disable the enemy, your sword certainly will be.
    You might grumble a bit at the lack of amenities on board a Viking longboat, but you can handle it. You possess some skills which other Vikings respect.
    You have a fairly pragmatic attitude towards life, and tend not to expend effort in areas where it would be wasted. Other people tend to think of you as manipulative and conniving.



    I don't even care about the Viking personality thing, I just think the name is badass. And I kind of like the idea of being able to run around naked, screaming, and carrying a weapon all at the same time.
     
  10. Kheros

    Kheros Seasons Change

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    Leiðólfr Bearmangler
    Your Viking Personality: You're a doughty, stalwart Viking. You have a thirst for battle, and tend to strike first and think later. You're not a "berserker", but you're among the toughest sane Vikings around.
    You can handle long sea voyages easily, despite the lack of amenities. You possess some skills which other Vikings respect.
    You don't have a lot of tact, so it's lucky Vikings never cared much for diplomacy. Other people tend to think of you as manipulative and conniving.



    Such an awesome name. I approve of this generator. :yesway:
     
  11. Bungle

    Bungle Sir Roger Moore, KBE

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    Pétr Stronghawk
    Your Viking Personality: You're a fearsome Viking, but you aren't completely uncivilized. The other Vikings make fun of you for that. You have a thirst for battle -- unfortunately, you're not terribly good at it. You probably know which end of a sword to hold, but you're not a fearsome fighter by any stretch of the imagination.
    You might grumble a bit at the lack of amenities on board a Viking longboat, but you can handle it. Other Vikings tolerate your presence, though they're not quite sure if they can trust you to fight dirty.
    You have a fairly pragmatic attitude towards life, and tend not to expend effort in areas where it would be wasted. You sometimes come off as a bit of a snob. Vikings are not snobbish people -- they either like you, or they kill you. Try to be more like a Viking.


    It'd fucking funny if it was Pétr Strongcawk =D
     
  12. gunshow86de

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    Möttull Bearmangler
    Your Viking Personality: You're a doughty, stalwart Viking. You have a thirst for battle, and tend to strike first and think later. As a Viking, you're one of the "berserkers", and rush into battle with no clothes on. If the sight of you naked isn't enough to disable the enemy, your sword certainly will be.

    You might grumble a bit at the lack of amenities on board a Viking longboat, but you can handle it. You possess some skills which other Vikings respect.

    You consider yourself to be better than a lot of people. Although you might not know it, the people you despise laugh at you when they see you sucking up to your superiors. Other people tend to think of you as manipulative and conniving.
     
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    Rachmaninoff Amateur porn actor

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    Roðrekr Foecrusher

    What an amazing name I have!
     
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    Thin_Ice_77 You'll never make it

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    Tanni Stronghorse

    Your Viking Personality: You're a fearsome Viking, but you aren't completely uncivilized. The other Vikings make fun of you for that. You are strong and tireless, frequently shouldering burdens that would tire lesser men. You probably know which end of a sword to hold, but you're not a fearsome fighter by any stretch of the imagination.

    You might grumble a bit at the lack of amenities on board a Viking longboat, but you can handle it. You possess some skills which other Vikings respect.

    You consider yourself to be better than a lot of people. Although you might not know it, the people you despise laugh at you when they see you sucking up to your superiors. You sometimes come off as a bit of a snob. Vikings are not snobbish people -- they either like you, or they kill you. Try to be more like a Viking.
     
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    Labrie King of the Swing

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    Auðun Bonecrusher

    I quite like it!
     
  16. JaxoBuzzo

    JaxoBuzzo ....ing river pirate

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    Jökull the Horrible ​
    Your Viking Personality: You are the quintessential Viking. You are the reason civilized nations tremble in fear. You have a thirst for battle, and tend to strike first and think later. As a Viking, you're one of the "berserkers", and rush into battle with no clothes on. If the sight of you naked isn't enough to disable the enemy, your sword certainly will be.
    You can handle long sea voyages easily, despite the lack of amenities. You possess some skills which other Vikings respect, though in your case their respect is tinged with fear.
    You don't have a lot of tact, so it's lucky Vikings never cared much for diplomacy. The only people who trust you completely are the ones who've never met you.
     
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    BrainArt Deftones Guru.

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    Bröndólfr Warhawk
    Your Viking Personality: You're a fearsome Viking, but you aren't completely uncivilized. The other Vikings make fun of you for that. You have a thirst for battle, and tend to strike first and think later. You're not a "berserker", but you're among the toughest sane Vikings around.

    You can handle long sea voyages easily, despite the lack of amenities. Other Vikings tolerate your presence, though they're not quite sure if they can trust you to fight dirty.

    You have a fairly pragmatic attitude towards life, and tend not to expend effort in areas where it would be wasted. You sometimes come off as a bit of a snob. Vikings are not snobbish people -- they either like you, or they kill you. Try to be more like a Viking.


    Damn, I love these name generators! :hbang: Back to listening to Amon Amarth! :hungus:
     
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    Your Viking Name is...
    Gríss Strongbear

    Your Viking Personality: You're a fearsome Viking, but you aren't completely uncivilized. The other Vikings make fun of you for that. You have a thirst for battle -- unfortunately, you're not terribly good at it. You probably know which end of a sword to hold, but you're not a fearsome fighter by any stretch of the imagination.

    You might grumble a bit at the lack of amenities on board a Viking longboat, but you can handle it. You possess some skills which other Vikings respect.

    You have a fairly pragmatic attitude towards life, and tend not to expend effort in areas where it would be wasted. You sometimes come off as a bit of a snob. Vikings are not snobbish people -- they either like you, or they kill you. Try to be more like a Viking.
     
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    Dufniall Wulfcrusher

    Wulfcrusher is such a bad ass name. I want to name a band that haha
     
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